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vampirate

I told the border guard that I consider myself a Citizen of The Universe. He was not impressed.

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Friday Jun 02, 2006

Jun 2, 2006
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Flux left her panties at my house.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
drstinkypants:
*high five*!

argh god i used to do that delete instead of reply thing all the time too.
i still log out when im trying to click my screen name at least once a week blackeyed


haha, oh man fuck my ass. there are two, TWO mentions of shark attackIII in your profile. that sir earns more than a few bonus points. that is by far my favorite shark movie. and i think ive seen almost every one ever made
"Megala-who?"
genuis.
accidental, idiotic fucking genius

[Edited on Jun 05, 2006 3:01PM]
Jun 5, 2006
vanceowen:
I hate it when chicks leave stuff at my house. A sure sign she would make a messy roommate. I'd recommend a housekeeper.
Dec 9, 2006

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