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vampirate

I told the border guard that I consider myself a Citizen of The Universe. He was not impressed.

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Monday Apr 03, 2006

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Thanks for all the birthday wishes, guys. Some people (both here and elsewhere) were unnecessarily sweet to me. It was particularly good of you and them considering my state. They know who they are. Thanks again.

All of you helped make the day better than it could have been.
ametrine:
Yeah you're right it IS kind of strange.....but I mean, the best I could do for "ocean" was flushing him down the toilet......and I think if I were him I'd rather just be buried........
though I guess I didn't know him very well....not much of a talker.

Just as pirates are buried at sea, my goldfish, a pirate in his own place, was buried on land.
ARRR!!! arrrrr
Apr 3, 2006

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