vampirate

Well, well, despite having hardly eaten anything, and having already thrown up at my boss's house earler in the day, I threw up a surprising amount on (mostly off, thankfully) my front porch today. It amazes me that, even under the most controlled conditions, I always tend to make a complete fucking mess. It seems like I really have my face where it should be, but I still manage to get it down my front. How's that happen?