valexis

I hate my mailbox. When I went on vacation, my friend lost my keys (they were stolen with her wallet so she's not an asshole) and the only one that's a problem is the mailbox. Those stupid apartment kind. I've tried being crafty with a bobby pin, shit they do it on tv, but no good.

The worst part is this bitch who gives me attitude about it. Like I did it on purpose. I asked her who I might get in contact with. Her answer? I don't know, we all have our keys.

I hate that lady.

put superglue in her key hole!