Im feeling really fat today 
I ate a fair bit yesterday, havent had much today, but just feel massive. Im going out for dinner tonight with a friend and im kind of freaking out. I have 2 hours till i go.
I might go for a bike ride soon, im not sure...knowing my luck ill get half way down the road and itl start raining again!!!
I had a rather interesting morning, had some lovely sex at 6.30am before my boyfriend went to work, morning sex is lovely i must say.
Then i leave his house at around lunch time ,so i get in my hooney wee car and get about 50metres down the road and the fucker just stops, right in the middle of a intersection. I was like fuck me, im stuck..and my gas was on E. Im so smart. 5 minutes later i get it going [ thank god ] and make it to a petrol station.
I wish i was this thin however....
I ate a fair bit yesterday, havent had much today, but just feel massive. Im going out for dinner tonight with a friend and im kind of freaking out. I have 2 hours till i go.
I might go for a bike ride soon, im not sure...knowing my luck ill get half way down the road and itl start raining again!!!
I had a rather interesting morning, had some lovely sex at 6.30am before my boyfriend went to work, morning sex is lovely i must say.
Then i leave his house at around lunch time ,so i get in my hooney wee car and get about 50metres down the road and the fucker just stops, right in the middle of a intersection. I was like fuck me, im stuck..and my gas was on E. Im so smart. 5 minutes later i get it going [ thank god ] and make it to a petrol station.
I wish i was this thin however....
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alvynaumagumma:
isn't morning sex just the best? 
jozsef:
It's comforting to have evidence that you're still with us, my dear. 