v8dreaming

I guess I'm just looking for a girl who has no idea what she wants. Someone who doesn't have her shit together even on a small level, someone who thinks higher education is just a waste of time. How about someone who rips the character of everyone she meets, someone who realizes the world is just shit and we'd all be better off dead.

I want a gal with enough baggage to fill one of those international shipping containers. Hopefully some tragic childhood abuse that therapy just won't get rid of. Some debilitating diseases would accentuate your persona even more.

I want a really stupid gal but, just smart enough to send a note via computer even though she can't find the shift key, nor spell nor use punctuation. Bonus points if you're an alcoholic or drug addict.

I want a gal who's at least 7 years older or 17 years younger than myself. I don't want to have any shared cultural or generational history to cloud our relationship.

I want a gal who lies. Not just classic little white lies, nor the ever so entertaining lies by omission, I want BIG lies, everyday and about everything. Up is down, I'm an escort not a prostitute, two plus two is five, this baby is yours.

I want a gal who does lotsa drugs. Anything you can get from a veterinarian, or to clean carburetors will do. Pot is for pussies! As a less desirable alternative, I'll consider a lush; But, she'd best be a "not fun" drunk. Neither is falling onto the wagon in a sporadic twelve step allowed. I want someone so drunk she will puke on me on regular occasion and throw her empty Jack Daniels bottles full force at my head when I tell her to slow down a bit.

I want a gal who's deeeeep in debt -- At least $50,000 or what's the point. 20 maxxed out credit cards, behind on the rent or in foreclosure, and on the verge of being pimped out by her drug dealer or loan shark.

I want a religious gal. Pray to the pope, Jerry F., or the Earth Goddess but, be devout. I'll never want to be precisely certain when your deity will instruct you to grab a butcher knife, roll over after midnight and sacrifice me in the name of the aforementioned.

I want a gal who hates the outdoors. She hates bugs, plants, fresh air, trees, sand, surf & snow. Her greatest potential peril is that an escalator at the Beverly Center goes awry.

Finally, I want a reallllly special gal. Not just Jerry Springer or Montel special. Someone who'll make a never to be forgotten impression on my friends. A vampire, succubus, or space alien to suck out my insides leaving me as her mindless zombie slave would be fantastic!

If you're interested check out www.myspace.com/v8dreaming if you wanna know about me.








ps:i stole this. hahahaha