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Friday Aug 18, 2006

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Go see Snakes on a Plane.

If there is only one movie you see this summer, go see soap. Fuck superman, fuck pirates, its all about the snakes....on a mother fucking plane.

Word of warning. Keep you genital unexposed. Nothing worse then getting a snake bite on your most intimate of intimates. Or do it, you'll find out the hard way. Male or female, the result is the same.

PS. Product placement with Red Bull. It gives you wings!

PSS. Women in high heals are the devil.

PSSS. Always keep a small dog in close proximity. They do come in handy.

PSSSS. Watch out for the big ones, they will swallow you whole.

PSSSSS. Dick from High Fidelity has moved on from obscure records, he's now a snake expert.

PSSSSSS. Samuel L is tired, tired of these mother fucking snakes that is.

PSSSSSSS. Music videos with the theme of snakes on a plane rock, no matter what their origin.

PSSSSSSSS. If you did not see this movie opening night, you missed out on the experience of a lifetime (Just ask Samuel L).

PSSSSSSSSS. Video game are good for real life crisis situations.

PSSSSSSSSSS. Do not misjudge the effeminate male, he may have a smoking hot girlfriend waiting for him when the plane lands.

PSSSSSSSSSSS. If you listen to me, everything will be okay.
tecumseh1981:
Your right, Snakes on A plane would make somethings better. Cheers.
Aug 19, 2006

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