Got really drunk last night. Want to get really drunk tonight. Have nothing to do. SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!
So last night was a blast. I get drunk off my ass. Drank a half gallon of White Tavern vodka, you know the stuff that comes in the one gallon plastic jugs and costs $11. Yeah, it sucked but I powered it down shot after shot, then I started drinking right out of the bottle.
I got punched in the throat, by mistake, and tazed with a 500,000 volt tazer 6 times, that was intentional.
But a very fun night was had by all.
So last night was a blast. I get drunk off my ass. Drank a half gallon of White Tavern vodka, you know the stuff that comes in the one gallon plastic jugs and costs $11. Yeah, it sucked but I powered it down shot after shot, then I started drinking right out of the bottle.
I got punched in the throat, by mistake, and tazed with a 500,000 volt tazer 6 times, that was intentional.
But a very fun night was had by all.VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
peggy:
Void from what?? Fucker you better ask me questions and update your journal telling everyone else to too!!!
peggy:
Ummm......sorry dude.
Ummm......sorry dude.