why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. You can't fire me, I quit! Why don't I fit in?
man, again I've slept into the afternoon. Today was going to be the day when I ask the cute barista girl out.
Thankfully I slept through that. it's for the better. she has to hand me coffee every day anyway... at least until I get laid off and then I won't be able to afford anymore. Of course, that would be the perfect time to ask her out... except I'd be broke and probably forced to move back to Minnesota to live in my friends house in minneapolis... where I would begin working on my manifesto as well as brewing my own beer using ingredients grown there in the same basement. Slacker beer... for the slacker in you.
I wrote a song about hating sunshine today for a friend. She was all gloomy gus. I did what I could. I'm off now... to the store... to buy dinner... the life of a rock star is a difficult life
man, again I've slept into the afternoon. Today was going to be the day when I ask the cute barista girl out.
Thankfully I slept through that. it's for the better. she has to hand me coffee every day anyway... at least until I get laid off and then I won't be able to afford anymore. Of course, that would be the perfect time to ask her out... except I'd be broke and probably forced to move back to Minnesota to live in my friends house in minneapolis... where I would begin working on my manifesto as well as brewing my own beer using ingredients grown there in the same basement. Slacker beer... for the slacker in you.
I wrote a song about hating sunshine today for a friend. She was all gloomy gus. I did what I could. I'm off now... to the store... to buy dinner... the life of a rock star is a difficult life
why thank you Polly Prissy pants.
I know no one will read this now, but I want a little something to haunt my presedential run in 2016.
my mock goth song for a friend:
Painful Sunshine:
When the sun comes up I scream!
it tears me from the darkest dreams
of being lonely and lost at sea
on a ship all alone -- just me
you taunt -- sob - sniff - boo-hoo!
who's to blame? you ask -- well fuck you! <start distortion>
switch to overly loud distortion and then launch into the chorus of stuff like:
fuck the sun and wind and rain
and fuck you over and over again
not the good fuck but the bad
the sight of you drives me mad
whew... that's righteously awful. I love me.
[Edited on Dec 28, 2002]