why is the destruction of the body considered such huge fun by the twenty-something crowd? people get together to have a 'good time' and fill there stomachs and lungs with as much poison as possible. "I can tolerate more poison than you can, huhuhhhuh! 
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last night was my birthday, and my friends invited me out to a trashy redneck bar where they all hang out. they don't seem to mind it, but i thought it was hell on earth. i pretended to have a good time to humour them. then came home and puked all over everything i own. so today i'm trying to undo the damage with laundry, omega-3 eggs, a banana, and orange-blossom white tea.
i guess no one ever thinks to ask the birthday boy if the seedy bar is the place that he wants to be taken to. but i know that in reality that if i asked people to have quiet metaphysical conversations over a cup of Drum-Cloud White-Mountain, they would look at me, make a face and say, "Why would you want to do that?" Ergo the reason that i hate people and am an introvert not by nature, but by choice.
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last night was my birthday, and my friends invited me out to a trashy redneck bar where they all hang out. they don't seem to mind it, but i thought it was hell on earth. i pretended to have a good time to humour them. then came home and puked all over everything i own. so today i'm trying to undo the damage with laundry, omega-3 eggs, a banana, and orange-blossom white tea.
i guess no one ever thinks to ask the birthday boy if the seedy bar is the place that he wants to be taken to. but i know that in reality that if i asked people to have quiet metaphysical conversations over a cup of Drum-Cloud White-Mountain, they would look at me, make a face and say, "Why would you want to do that?" Ergo the reason that i hate people and am an introvert not by nature, but by choice.