I find that I am increasingly offended by the nasty stuff people put in their coffee.
A bit of sugar, a bit of cream, tis all that's needed.
If you want all that crap perhaps you shouldn't even be drinking coffee.
I should make it illegal to classify something as coffee if there's anything else besides water, coffee bean, milk, soy, cocoa, or pure sugar. No vanilla bullshit, no white chocolate, no peppermint, hazelnut syrup candyland fantasy. Take your fat tooth and go get a milkshake motherfuckers.
Today (today? no yesterday!) I got off work at 2pm and Brittany picked me up for Bloody Mary's by the fireplace of a nice cozy bar. . . Get home at 7:30, drunk, pass out. Wake up at 2:30 in the morning totally awake. Sneak around on SG for a few hours and now it is SNOWING and I have to go to work.
I just thought you might like to know.
A bit of sugar, a bit of cream, tis all that's needed.
If you want all that crap perhaps you shouldn't even be drinking coffee.
I should make it illegal to classify something as coffee if there's anything else besides water, coffee bean, milk, soy, cocoa, or pure sugar. No vanilla bullshit, no white chocolate, no peppermint, hazelnut syrup candyland fantasy. Take your fat tooth and go get a milkshake motherfuckers.
Today (today? no yesterday!) I got off work at 2pm and Brittany picked me up for Bloody Mary's by the fireplace of a nice cozy bar. . . Get home at 7:30, drunk, pass out. Wake up at 2:30 in the morning totally awake. Sneak around on SG for a few hours and now it is SNOWING and I have to go to work.
I just thought you might like to know.
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merritt:
Hahahahahaha
romance:
you lost me after milk. soy? i can't even say soy without lisping. if it's early in the morning and i haven't eaten i will add a little milk or cream but no sugar. i've kind of stayed away from coffee lately. i go through phases. tea is more my thing right now but only if i make it on my own. the tall cup of water and weirdly wrapped tea leaf bag they give me in the coffee shop always seems haphazardly thrown together. for me it has to be a science, the right amount of water, tea leaves, and right temperature for the water followed by the right amount of seeping time. someone is always talking to me or there's some other distraction when i buy it in a cup and with that little wooden stick i feel like i'm not penetrating the entire cup of water fully. i don't know, i'm a bitch. but it's snowing there, i mean, SNOWING there? that'll be the day when it does here. it's 730 here, i had some beers, i could past out but yeah, i definitely DO NOT want to be awake at 2:30. i might then have to go to 7-11 and get a coffee (a mix of every flavor) and fill it with every sugary flavored creamer and syrup they have and just go out of my mind before work. actually that might sound like fun if it were totally unplanned. cheers!