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ok, this is both disturbing, yet oddly funny. i dunno, tell me what you think.......

so primus played in vancouver on friday nite and it was completely sold out. when asked at the door whether any tickets would be released, the agent said, "nope, the only tickets we have are in the handicapped/wheelchair zone."

i took this as a sign that maybe we should go find something else to do. my friend had other plans.

he told me to hang tight and have a beer, he would be back in 20 minutes, so i sat in the lennox and had a couple of heiny's. when the bastard returned 40 minutes later i barely even recognised him. he had gone back to his apartment and shaved his head shiny bald, stolen a wheelchair from st. pauls hospital(which we returned btw), and wheeled himself into the pub and said, "LET'S ROCK" in a tottally retarted voice. seriously thought i was gonna shit myself i was laughing so hard.

anyways, seeing as how i was his aide i got in for free, and for the price of one disabled ticket, we watched primus from front row centre. all the while, corey was clapping and drooling like a retard just to act the part. he even got to meet the band.

funny shit n shit.

are we going to hell?