usvsthem

mmmmmm cheez whiz on toast. love it. maybe even throw a little jam on it if i'm feeling frisky.

i have a friend. she lives in australia. but wait, that's not the wierd part.
she fuckin HATES and is repulsed by the thought of putting cheez on toast.. "mate" she says, "if you don't get your gawddamn cheez whiz outa 'ere. i'm onna feckin herl."

whoah. chill. this coming from a woman who puts vegemite on her toast.