Okay, so I was on Talk Like a Pirate and took this silly test, and here's what came about from it...
You are the Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the
throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You
never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the
only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete
freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in
a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago
and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability
to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their
head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be
saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an
overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations
in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to
be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where
they are and imagining them where they are not.
You are the Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the
throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You
never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the
only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete
freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in
a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago
and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability
to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their
head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be
saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an
overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations
in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to
be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where
they are and imagining them where they are not.