userlame

The story you are about to read is true. The usernames have not been changed to protect the innocent.

This is the city. Madison, Wisconsin. A quiet place with mostly decent, hard-working citizens. But there are the few who step outside that line and want to live on the edge. That's where I come in. My name is userlame. I carry milk and cookies.

12:10 am on the morning of June the 16th. A quiet morning and a peaceful evening at home with my girl. We watch tv as she eats her milk and cookies. Through the window, a noise comes in.

RRRRRRRRRRRT...WHAM!@$ CRASH!#%!@#

userlame: "jesus christ wtf?"

synnove:

userlame and synnove: *running to the window*

userlame: "holy cripes a car crashed into the tree out there!"

synnove: "should we go help?"

RRRRRRRT@#%! *tires squeal* *smoke pours out*

userlame: "hmmm...they're trying to get away. like...fast. hmmm"

synnove: *glass of milk shakes and cookies and milk almost drop to the floor*

userlame: "there, there. i'm here." *flex*

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRT *reverse* *forward* *reverse* *forward* *dude who looks too young to drive gets out and looks at the back end smashed into the tree*

synnove: "hm. maybe we shouldnt be watching out the window where they can see us. let's go watch from the other room. how many people are there?"

userlame: "there were two people in the car."

*continue watching from the other room as tires peel and smoke roll while they try to make good their getaway* *car finally rolls out*

userlame:

synnove

On June the 16th, no one was tried in any court of law. No one was found guilty of any crime as no one living around here seems to care.

So yup, that's what happened tonight.


oh and i have such a crush on zsa zsa