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Tuesday Mar 30, 2004

Mar 30, 2004
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[Tue\19:25:28] <userlame> I'M GOING TO PUT MY STINKYBALLS ON YOUR EYES WHILE YOU SLEEP
[Tue\19:25:33] <Synnove> haha omfg
[Tue\19:25:36] <userlame> AND YOU WILL SMELL THEM AND WAKE UP
[Tue\19:25:38] <userlame> AND BE BLIND
[Tue\19:26:03] <Synnove> i better not wake up with balls in my eyes
[Tue\19:26:08] <userlame> WE'LL SEE
[Tue\19:26:12] <Synnove> because i will totally fart on your face
[Tue\19:26:17] <userlame> :OOOOOOOOO
[Tue\19:26:19] <Synnove> i will sit on your face while you sleep and fart
[Tue\19:26:23] <userlame> NO YOU WILL NOT
[Tue\19:26:29] <Synnove> if you put yer balls in my eyes
[Tue\19:26:29] <userlame> >:|
[Tue\19:26:30] <Synnove> i will
[Tue\19:26:33] <userlame> omg
[Tue\19:26:46] <Synnove> i'll spread my cheeks and trap your nose in my crack
[Tue\19:26:48] <Synnove> and fart
[Tue\19:26:52] <userlame> I WILL KICK YOU OUTTA BED
[Tue\19:26:58] <Synnove> NO YOU WONT
[Tue\19:26:58] <userlame> AND HAVE TO SHOWER 8 TIMES
[Tue\19:27:07] <Synnove> NUH UH
[Tue\19:27:09] <userlame> YUP
[Tue\19:27:11] <Synnove> NOPE
[Tue\19:27:13] <userlame> YAP
[Tue\19:27:15] <Synnove> NO%#!
[Tue\19:27:19] <userlame> YES$#!@%^!#$

shocked there you have it folks.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
elfhelm:
ah! how sweet.
smile
Mar 31, 2004
zelda:
you guys are so awesome.
i heart you both.
Apr 1, 2004

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