Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about before:
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why do you have to put your two cents in, but it's only a penny for your thoughts? Where's that extra penny going to?
4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. What disease did cured ham actually have?
7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8. Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours?
9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10. Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?
11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway!
13. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
17. If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
18. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
19. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
20. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
21. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
22. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
23. Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
24. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
25. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
And if you cant smile from these, try this...
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why do you have to put your two cents in, but it's only a penny for your thoughts? Where's that extra penny going to?
4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. What disease did cured ham actually have?
7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8. Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours?
9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10. Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?
11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway!
13. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
17. If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
18. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
19. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
20. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
21. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
22. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
23. Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
24. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
25. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
And if you cant smile from these, try this...
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Those photos of "our lady of the snows" are awesome! We call her Roll Cage, but her official shrine and name is our lady of the snows. Our chapel is quaintly, chapel of the snows. Oi!
I saw her yesterday, for the first time since I have been coming down here. I spent quality time, and took her an apple. I think she might like that, considering no one feeds her apparently. *shrug* I have got to find you a picture of her in the fog and frost. Gah!
~cheers