This was undoubtedly the worst Valentine's Day I've ever had. In honor of such a momentous series of events and a cruel universe, I've compiled a short list of things I hate. The following things make me sputter and spew uncontrollable anger:
-mushrooms
-people who hum or sing in public
-valentine's day
-disorganized university courses
-when people order cappuccinos because it's the only espresso drink they've heard of
-name-droppers
-not knowing
-"starbuck's" people
-advertisment newsletter emails I intentionally signed up for but am too lazy to cancel
-the man who calls Bethany "sparkles"
-listening to classmates ask irrelevant questions about Heidegger's theistic preferences in philosophy
-unupdated livejournals
-lettuce
Three cheers for this hateful day.
-mushrooms
-people who hum or sing in public
-valentine's day
-disorganized university courses
-when people order cappuccinos because it's the only espresso drink they've heard of
-name-droppers
-not knowing
-"starbuck's" people
-advertisment newsletter emails I intentionally signed up for but am too lazy to cancel
-the man who calls Bethany "sparkles"
-listening to classmates ask irrelevant questions about Heidegger's theistic preferences in philosophy
-unupdated livejournals
-lettuce
Three cheers for this hateful day.
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defyapathy:
hi there. i am a big fan of pineapple, i eat pineapple jam every morning at breakfast here in ecuador, where the pineapple is fresh and plentiful. for this reason i have added you. later!
_bossanova_:
Dollface, come back already.