New jobs have always made me nervous... Best advice is kindergarden stand-by's - Make sure to eat breakfast, stay close to your buddy, eye's are for looking, not touching & the boy who teases you obviously has a crush, or a learning disability.
Well, if you like that image, how about this one:
"I'd trot over to them like a horse and headbutt them into submission. After that, I'd gallop over to Cherie and twirl around her while singing "I'm a little teapot" and blowing bubbles"