no time for update
because right now it is time
to go clean my house.
because right now it is time
to go clean my house.
oninotaki:
clean clean clean!
hmm. i have never heard your favorite songs. mine at the moment is 'born on a train' by the magnetic fields.
i gave a 72-year-old woman a perm today. just her bangs. that is what she wanted. she looked like a poodle. straight hair with a big afro-ey poof on top. she said i did an excellent job.
now it is haiku time. today's haikus...
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i gave a 72-year-old woman a perm today. just her bangs. that is what she wanted. she looked like a poodle. straight hair with a big afro-ey poof on top. she said i did an excellent job.
now it is haiku time. today's haikus...
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egon:
yellow golf shirts with penguins on them rock!!
rickroyal:
I've always been partial to "Papa Was a Rodeo" and "All the Umbrellas in London," myself.
Old ladies often are very strange. Sometimes pretty cool, too.
Old ladies often are very strange. Sometimes pretty cool, too.
mercy needs to sleep.
talking about oneself in
third person is fun.
what is your favorite song?
talking about oneself in
third person is fun.
what is your favorite song?
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schleprock:
Personally I am more of a Batz Maru fan and I am a little bitter about him being retired.
stickyrice:
StickyRice likes "Momentum" by Vienna Teng.
time to go to school
i am tired as all hell
why could i not sleep?
had a dream i was
at airport security
and was made to strip.
in the dream i was
only there to buy shampoo,
not boarding a plane.
i see nothing wrong
with girls removing their clothes.
in real life that is.
but something this time
made me very embarrassed....
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i am tired as all hell
why could i not sleep?
had a dream i was
at airport security
and was made to strip.
in the dream i was
only there to buy shampoo,
not boarding a plane.
i see nothing wrong
with girls removing their clothes.
in real life that is.
but something this time
made me very embarrassed....
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merkmal:
jay bentley? picture coming right up 
hehe.. of course it's of me and not of you.. but it's jay.. and he's awesome haha.. anyway.. check out the new pics i added 
oh and sorry about that airport thing
shit like that is why i've never been on a plane or wait.. maybe it's that i just never go anywhere.. hmmm.. well it's one or the other
hehe.. of course it's of me and not of you.. but it's jay.. and he's awesome haha.. anyway.. check out the new pics i added
oh and sorry about that airport thing
shit like that is why i've never been on a plane or wait.. maybe it's that i just never go anywhere.. hmmm.. well it's one or the other
egon:
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
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uh oh
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uh oh
uh oh...
uh oh
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uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh...
i love diet coke.
that is all for now.
that is all for now.
lighthammer:
Diet coke=Evil. I went to McDonalds and got a large coke the other day cause I was thirsty and it was so hot, and the bastards gave me Diet coke..I nearly gagged.
alas, i am not in a haiku-ing mood today. some of you would say that is not a bad thing. i need new tattoos. that is all that is on my mind. i will not rest until i have some new ink. too bad money would have to come first. grr.
everybody welcome egon to the site. he is new. and he is cool.
everybody welcome egon to the site. he is new. and he is cool.
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user092834:
i put more pics up.
they are not just body parts.
these are of my face.
as cool as he is,
i am glad i don't really
resemble Homsar.
they are not just body parts.
these are of my face.
as cool as he is,
i am glad i don't really
resemble Homsar.
gwendolyn:
You are gorgeous.
And you obviously like homestarrunner.com.
So you rock.
And you obviously like homestarrunner.com.
So you rock.
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rickroyal:
Ah, purple hoops. Something every Jersey Girl is required to have. I think it's a law or something.
I'm still wary of the laser surgery. I don't think I could handle being blind if something went wrong.
The Puppetry of the Penis guys are at the Wilma Theater in Philly from July 1-6. Not sure of the price. Alas, I shall miss them again.
I'm still wary of the laser surgery. I don't think I could handle being blind if something went wrong.
The Puppetry of the Penis guys are at the Wilma Theater in Philly from July 1-6. Not sure of the price. Alas, I shall miss them again.
lighthammer:
You rock, thanks so much for getting me that name.
Going to wait a bit before I decide exactly what I want, but i'll know who to go to now..althugh "crazy" and "Tattoo artist" are usually not two things I like to hear in the same sentence
Going to wait a bit before I decide exactly what I want, but i'll know who to go to now..althugh "crazy" and "Tattoo artist" are usually not two things I like to hear in the same sentence
and now, a negative, snarling haiku. i am really not this whiny today, or ever. just hungry:
we are out of milk.
we are out of diet coke.
i need some breakfast.
i hate that i can't
just walk to a gas station
like in florida.
seems i will have to
drive to the grocery store
and deal with that crap.
i hate gas stations...
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we are out of milk.
we are out of diet coke.
i need some breakfast.
i hate that i can't
just walk to a gas station
like in florida.
seems i will have to
drive to the grocery store
and deal with that crap.
i hate gas stations...
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lighthammer:
You were within walking distance of a gas station when you lived in Florida? I'm jealous
rickroyal:
I remember always being told that the haiku is like the preamble to a longer poem, but I don't recall ever reading a poem that follows a haiku. Strange.
In Jersey it's illegal to have a gas station where you pump your own gas. It's a strange state I live in.
And, of course you can add me. I'll do the same, if that's okay. And formality just comes off as being cute.
In Jersey it's illegal to have a gas station where you pump your own gas. It's a strange state I live in.
And, of course you can add me. I'll do the same, if that's okay. And formality just comes off as being cute.
i got a haircut
well, i gave it to myself.
i'm told it's too short.
but i do not care.
i think it looks pretty cute.
i have little bangs.
that's what happens when
you try to cut your own hair
without a mirror.
on another note
i uploaded some pictures
but none of my hair.
well, i gave it to myself.
i'm told it's too short.
but i do not care.
i think it looks pretty cute.
i have little bangs.
that's what happens when
you try to cut your own hair
without a mirror.
on another note
i uploaded some pictures
but none of my hair.
stickyrice:
Wow! You're a walking art museum.
lighthammer:
Those are some kick ass tattoo's you have, if you dont mind me saying that
i got a haircut
well, i gave it to myself.
i'm told it's too short.
that's what happens when
you try to cut your own hair
without a mirror.
but i do not care.
i think it looks pretty cute.
i have little bangs.
well, i gave it to myself.
i'm told it's too short.
that's what happens when
you try to cut your own hair
without a mirror.
but i do not care.
i think it looks pretty cute.
i have little bangs.