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Tuesday Jan 25, 2005

Jan 25, 2005
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forgive me father for i have sinned. but it wasn't my fault!


i was offered a fried olive. it looked delicious. so i ate it. usually when i eat something i will take a bite and look at the non-bitten piece. but today for some reason i didn't. i popped the olive in my mouth. it was fucking delicious. breaded and lemony and olivey and...what the hell!?!? there was something else in it!!!!

"shit! what's in this?"
and the person who gave it to me suddenly realized he shouldn't have.
"um... tofu! soy! yeah...that's what it is."

it was ground pork. i haven't eaten pork since i was eleven.
i then poured as much diet coke down my throat as i could, hoping the acid would somehow neutralize the meat.

why would an olive require an inner chamber of pork? it's already an olive!

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whirlyknives:
yep. looks like your knife.
Feb 2, 2005
carmina:
eh yo, thanks for the email.
your tattoo work is really nice by the way... and i'm not just saying that wink

and i remember that mermaid thread, some awful shit... something about misshappen faces and gimpy eyes that does nothing for me.

*sigh*
Feb 2, 2005

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