i am smart but it
has come to my attention
that i don't act it.
in real life i guess
my voice is all bimbo-y
and i say dumb things.
that is not my plan.
i prefer my deeper voice.
i have five voices.
one, my favorite,
is my low serious voice.
i sound the smartest
when speaking in my low voice.
i sing lower than some guys.
then i have my high
tee-hee-hee-i'm-a-girl voice.
it pisses me off.
i have three more in between
and i cannot control them.
i never know which
voice is going to come out
when i start speaking.
!frustrating! any of you
have a similar problem?