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Thursday Jul 10, 2003

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hmm. i have never heard your favorite songs. mine at the moment is 'born on a train' by the magnetic fields.

i gave a 72-year-old woman a perm today. just her bangs. that is what she wanted. she looked like a poodle. straight hair with a big afro-ey poof on top. she said i did an excellent job.

now it is haiku time. today's haikus are on the subject of vices.

remember the time
when i ate for three straight days?
's happening again.

curses to my aunt.
when i visit she feeds me
despite my protests.

all my relatives
are fat and have heart problems.
so far i'm still good.

it's been two years but
sometimes i want cigarettes
very very much.

it has been three years
and i am fine not drinking.
i'm lucky that way.

it has been three years
and i still love my egon
and he still loves me. kiss

yeah, love is not a vice. so what.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
egon:
yellow golf shirts with penguins on them rock!!
Jul 10, 2003
rickroyal:
I've always been partial to "Papa Was a Rodeo" and "All the Umbrellas in London," myself.

Old ladies often are very strange. Sometimes pretty cool, too.
Jul 11, 2003

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