i have the best cats
two boy cats and one girl cat
orange, black/white, grey.
my cats eat too much
especially the girl cat
that is all she does.
she squeaks for more food
she can't meow, only squeak
crunch crunch crunch chomp chomp.
i need new tattoos
my plan is to get cats' names
in banners in hearts.
i will look extra cool then
with a big heart that says TEX.
two boy cats and one girl cat
orange, black/white, grey.
my cats eat too much
especially the girl cat
that is all she does.
she squeaks for more food
she can't meow, only squeak
crunch crunch crunch chomp chomp.
i need new tattoos
my plan is to get cats' names
in banners in hearts.
i will look extra cool then
with a big heart that says TEX.
or tanka, or poetry,
is a friend of mine.
Especially if they look like Homsar with a delicately waxed Kaiser Wilhelm mustache. "I was raised by a cup of coffee!"
P.S. My friend once ate a AA battery by accident. He still has the X-ray.
[Edited on Jun 29, 2003]