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mercy needs to sleep.
talking about oneself in
third person is fun.

what is your favorite song?
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schleprock:
Personally I am more of a Batz Maru fan and I am a little bitter about him being retired.
stickyrice:
StickyRice likes "Momentum" by Vienna Teng.
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time to go to school
i am tired as all hell
why could i not sleep?

had a dream i was
at airport security
and was made to strip.

in the dream i was
only there to buy shampoo,
not boarding a plane.

i see nothing wrong
with girls removing their clothes.
in real life that is.

but something this time
made me very embarrassed....
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merkmal:
jay bentley? picture coming right up smile hehe.. of course it's of me and not of you.. but it's jay.. and he's awesome smile haha.. anyway.. check out the new pics i added wink

oh and sorry about that airport thing tongue shit like that is why i've never been on a plane wink or wait.. maybe it's that i just never go anywhere.. hmmm.. well it's one or the other smile
egon:
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh...
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i love diet coke.

that is all for now.
lighthammer:
Diet coke=Evil. I went to McDonalds and got a large coke the other day cause I was thirsty and it was so hot, and the bastards gave me Diet coke..I nearly gagged.

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alas, i am not in a haiku-ing mood today. some of you would say that is not a bad thing. i need new tattoos. that is all that is on my mind. i will not rest until i have some new ink. too bad money would have to come first. grr.

everybody welcome egon to the site. he is new. and he is cool.
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user092834:
i put more pics up.
they are not just body parts.
these are of my face.

as cool as he is,
i am glad i don't really
resemble Homsar.
gwendolyn:
You are gorgeous.

And you obviously like homestarrunner.com.

So you rock. wink
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i got new earrings
nice big purple 4-gauge hoops.
i love shiny things.

laser surgery
breaks blood vessels in your eyes.
but then they shrink back.

i went out last night.
i met Stiles and Racer_x.
it was pretty cool.
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rickroyal:
Ah, purple hoops. Something every Jersey Girl is required to have. I think it's a law or something.

I'm still wary of the laser surgery. I don't think I could handle being blind if something went wrong.

The Puppetry of the Penis guys are at the Wilma Theater in Philly from July 1-6. Not sure of the price. Alas, I shall miss them again.
lighthammer:
You rock, thanks so much for getting me that name.

Going to wait a bit before I decide exactly what I want, but i'll know who to go to now..althugh "crazy" and "Tattoo artist" are usually not two things I like to hear in the same sentence smile
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and now, a negative, snarling haiku. i am really not this whiny today, or ever. just hungry:


we are out of milk.
we are out of diet coke.
i need some breakfast.

i hate that i can't
just walk to a gas station
like in florida.

seems i will have to
drive to the grocery store
and deal with that crap.

i hate gas stations...
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lighthammer:
You were within walking distance of a gas station when you lived in Florida? I'm jealous smile
rickroyal:
I remember always being told that the haiku is like the preamble to a longer poem, but I don't recall ever reading a poem that follows a haiku. Strange.

In Jersey it's illegal to have a gas station where you pump your own gas. It's a strange state I live in.

And, of course you can add me. I'll do the same, if that's okay. And formality just comes off as being cute.
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i got a haircut
well, i gave it to myself.
i'm told it's too short.

but i do not care.
i think it looks pretty cute.
i have little bangs.

that's what happens when
you try to cut your own hair
without a mirror.

on another note
i uploaded some pictures
but none of my hair.
stickyrice:
Wow! You're a walking art museum. smile
lighthammer:
Those are some kick ass tattoo's you have, if you dont mind me saying that smile

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i got a haircut
well, i gave it to myself.
i'm told it's too short.

that's what happens when
you try to cut your own hair
without a mirror.

but i do not care.
i think it looks pretty cute.
i have little bangs.
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i have the best cats
two boy cats and one girl cat
orange, black/white, grey.

my cats eat too much
especially the girl cat
that is all she does.

she squeaks for more food
she can't meow, only squeak
crunch crunch crunch chomp chomp.

i need new tattoos
my plan is to get cats' names
in banners in hearts.
i will look extra cool then...
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stickyrice:
You got a big heart. We know that already. smile
knecht:
A friend of haiku,
or tanka, or poetry,
is a friend of mine.

Especially if they look like Homsar with a delicately waxed Kaiser Wilhelm mustache. "I was raised by a cup of coffee!" biggrin

P.S. My friend once ate a AA battery by accident. He still has the X-ray.

[Edited on Jun 29, 2003]
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back from florida
seems like i have missed a lot
hi everybody
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goin' on a plane
plane goin' to florida
goin' to see my ma.

goin' on a plane
leaving cats here with husband
hope he will feed them.


i'm a bit early
not going until sunday
i'm just writing now.
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rickroyal:
Hope you have fun. Florida sounds hot. Far too hot.
stickyrice:
Ah ha! You're out there somewhere. Profile pic changed. smile Not much gets past us, no siree.
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mercy has friends now.
this makes her very happy.


...ok i can't bring myself to complete that one. talking about myself in the third person AND in haiku?!?! that might make me the most annoying person ever.

so would talking about my cats again, which was my next plan. but i really do have wonderful cats . miao!!
pip:
It is a law on this site that if you have cats you must talk about them in at least every thrid journal you write.