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i didn't have anything to say but i thought it was time for an update. why don't you write my journal for me?? tell me what i did today.




edit: ok i just noticed that both Hel and MaryJane have asked people to write their journals for them. i wouldn't want them to think i was copying them. i wrote this before they did. yeah.

kamikaze haircut!
i cut my hair myself again.
i had three mirrors in use and had to figure out what direction the scissors were actually going.
it was tricky.

why do i continue to do this, one might ask.
'mercy, you are around dozens of people all week who could cut your hair (for free) and make it look better. why do you wait till...
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hey everybody go make fun of egon for spelling "before" as "BEOFIREL." do it quick before he sees this and edits it!


beofirel hahahahahahaha

i am so tired
i am tired all the time
i must go to bed

it must be boring
hearing about tired me
but it's all i got.

sorry.

and good night. make my journal interesting by posting about your favorite food that if you had to not ever eat it again you would be very mad and stage a hunger strike against all other...
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i need to lose weight.
damn all the eating i do.
it is catching up.

grrr. there you have it, proof that i am a girl.

haha. literally, proof i am a girl: having put on a few pounds, i have boobs now.

i saw the Pirates of the Caribbean tonight! best movie i have seen in a long time. i can't think of anyone they could have used besides johnny depp to play that part.


no haiku for now.
my mind is on other things.
such as johnny depp.

i want to change my
name to mercy in real life.
but i'm told not to.

i'm gonna have to
get my name changed anyway
since i am married.

ah, well, i'm tired.
i have to get up early.
goodnight, all of you.

i want to change my
real-life name to mercy.
but i'm told not to.

i'm gonna have to
get my name changed anyway
since i am married.

ah, well, i'm tired.
i have to get up early.
goodnight, all of you.

i am smart but it
has come to my attention
that i don't act it.

in real life i guess
my voice is all bimbo-y
and i say dumb things.

that is not my plan.
i prefer my deeper voice.
i have five voices.

one, my favorite,
is my low serious voice.
i sound the smartest
when speaking in my low voice.
i sing lower...
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half the house is clean
none of the laundry is done
but that's not my fault.

the laundry can be
done from 7 am to
10 o-clock at night.

man am i boring.
haiku-ing about laundry.
i go to sleep now.

(on my bright-brand-new
600-thread-per-inch sheets.
a wedding present.)

no time for update
because right now it is time
to go clean my house.

hmm. i have never heard your favorite songs. mine at the moment is 'born on a train' by the magnetic fields.

i gave a 72-year-old woman a perm today. just her bangs. that is what she wanted. she looked like a poodle. straight hair with a big afro-ey poof on top. she said i did an excellent job.

now it is haiku time. today's haikus...
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