I have finally discovered what Bush's plans for the world are!
It starts off with abstinence-only sex education. This program serves only to create more children by eliminating knowledge of birth control. Then, by outlawing abortion, he ensures that millions and millions of babies swamp the country.
Next he eliminates gay marriage and gay adoption, which means only straight people can raise children. Because of his "rich get richer, poor get poorer" programs, only the rich, (white), straight people will be able to afford to raise these children.
Then, by making the school system so crappy, he leaves education up to the church and to the rich, brainwashed parents, therefore everyone becomes fundamentalist Christians (ie, the "bad kind" of Christian). When television and other brainless entertainment take over, libraries and bookstores will become a thing of the past. People will only want TV, video games, and manufactured music. Censorship (ala Clearchannel) will become even stricter so people will only know what the government wants to know.
By making social security and healthcare so messed up, all the old people who remember how things used to be will die off quickly.
Of course, he also wants to provide as many people with as many guns as possible. So now we have a rich, white, stupid, fundamentalist army...and what, you ask, does he want to do with this army?
Well, after making sure that we use as much gas as is humanly possible, global warming will continue to get worse. When the ice caps melt, most of the blue states (conveniently located along the coast) will be drowned. Those too far from the ocean will be destroyed when we nuke Canada...an "accident," of course.
All other countries will be mollified with generous sums of money, fast food, SUVs, and the fake, manufactured entertainment we love so much. Then the countries that disagree with us (like France) will also be nuked.
The final stage: wipe out all other religions. We're already attempting to wipe out Islam with our "war on terror," and I just know the tsunamis were part of a complex plan to begin killing off Hindus and Buddhists. Of course we've been trying to destroy Paganism for many, many, many years already. And what about the Jews? Well, we'll pretend to be on their side for a while. Be nice to them, give them Israel, etc. and they will help us. Then we kill them all too.
When this is finished, Bush will have completely taken over the world.
There. Another conspiracy discovered by my amazing Powers-O-Logic. Aren't you glad I'm here?
It starts off with abstinence-only sex education. This program serves only to create more children by eliminating knowledge of birth control. Then, by outlawing abortion, he ensures that millions and millions of babies swamp the country.
Next he eliminates gay marriage and gay adoption, which means only straight people can raise children. Because of his "rich get richer, poor get poorer" programs, only the rich, (white), straight people will be able to afford to raise these children.
Then, by making the school system so crappy, he leaves education up to the church and to the rich, brainwashed parents, therefore everyone becomes fundamentalist Christians (ie, the "bad kind" of Christian). When television and other brainless entertainment take over, libraries and bookstores will become a thing of the past. People will only want TV, video games, and manufactured music. Censorship (ala Clearchannel) will become even stricter so people will only know what the government wants to know.
By making social security and healthcare so messed up, all the old people who remember how things used to be will die off quickly.
Of course, he also wants to provide as many people with as many guns as possible. So now we have a rich, white, stupid, fundamentalist army...and what, you ask, does he want to do with this army?
Well, after making sure that we use as much gas as is humanly possible, global warming will continue to get worse. When the ice caps melt, most of the blue states (conveniently located along the coast) will be drowned. Those too far from the ocean will be destroyed when we nuke Canada...an "accident," of course.
All other countries will be mollified with generous sums of money, fast food, SUVs, and the fake, manufactured entertainment we love so much. Then the countries that disagree with us (like France) will also be nuked.
The final stage: wipe out all other religions. We're already attempting to wipe out Islam with our "war on terror," and I just know the tsunamis were part of a complex plan to begin killing off Hindus and Buddhists. Of course we've been trying to destroy Paganism for many, many, many years already. And what about the Jews? Well, we'll pretend to be on their side for a while. Be nice to them, give them Israel, etc. and they will help us. Then we kill them all too.
When this is finished, Bush will have completely taken over the world.
There. Another conspiracy discovered by my amazing Powers-O-Logic. Aren't you glad I'm here?
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ragefilledmuffin:
Yikes--I mean, I was scared when he got re-elected, but now I'm envisioning hell on earth 
venla:
Yes, haltija is fairy so haltijatar is like fairy maid with the feminine -tar, same that is in Ilmatar (Daughter of air in Kalevala) or Kalevatar (Daughter of Kaleva)