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Oh yeah... slag features, you bite the cocks of diseased guys... off, and screw woodland animals with them. I'd rather be queer.

I mean, Jimmy was all "It all made sense in Brighton though!' when he came back home to his job in Quadrophenia... and you're being all "Ibiza made so much sense, I wanna be on holiday all the time". I was making this conection ... You know, for laughs... but I see it just gets insults..... soooo, ahhhhhh... ya know... maybe you should, ummm... fuck off, yeah? xx

Never trust the internet.

Everyone who goes to Ibiza comes back converted. It's impossible not to.

San Antonio is definitely a bit mucky compared to the other big towns. All round the big drinking dens in the West End is pretty grim. I've mainly stayed in San An because it's the cheapest way to do it, but last time there was 8 of us and we hired a villa a couple miles outside. It was expensive, but well worth it. I think you just get a load of lairy beer boys staying in San An, whereas Playa d'en Bossa and Ibiza town you get less of the 'Ibiza Uncovered' type crowd.

Ibiza Town is really plush. And much more laid back than San An. Plus Ibiza Town has Pacha too, which is also a must-see club, even if you only go once. I hope to get back out there in the next year or two. People used to ask me why I was going back to Ibiza again, but unless you've been, you just don't get it.