urvile

I pervade the domain of intellectual speculation and diffuse the
channels of moral activity. I am omnific, omniform, omnipercipient,
omniscience, omnipotent.

I invented letters, printing, the airplane, the computer, the internet,
the platitude and the circle of the sciences.

I created patriotism and taught the nations war, I founded theology,
philosophy, law, medicine and Chicago. I established monarchical and
republican government.

I am everlasting to everlasting -- such as creation's dawn beheld me. In
the morning of time I sang upon primitive hills, and in the noon day of
existence headed the procession of being.
My grandmotherly hand was warmly tucked-in the set sun of civilization,
and in the twilight he prepares man's evening meal of milk-and-morality
and turn down the covers of the universal grave.

And after the rest of us shall have retired for the night of eternal
oblivion I will sit up to write a history of human civilization.