OPEN LETTER TO SUICIDE GIRLS PDX
I'm fuming mad and you're going to hear about it. I left Portland last winter in the rain. My girlfriend and I split up and I went to Hawaii to wait for her to move into another place. I never came back. I have been enjoying the Hawaiian sun, the Hawaiian weed, and the simple pleasure of doing not a fucking thing. But mostly I was forgetting having my heart ripped out in my favorite city in the world. And then that fucking video came out....and it all came flooding back: Dante's, Devils Point, Stumptown, the rain Damn you Suicide Girls, YOU have reawakened my desire to live in the Rose City, and just in time to miss Santa Con!!! I'll get even with you if its the last thing I do!. I'm leaving in a huff and going surfing. Shiver in the night air for all I care..... <peels off like Spike leaving Sunnydale>
I'm fuming mad and you're going to hear about it. I left Portland last winter in the rain. My girlfriend and I split up and I went to Hawaii to wait for her to move into another place. I never came back. I have been enjoying the Hawaiian sun, the Hawaiian weed, and the simple pleasure of doing not a fucking thing. But mostly I was forgetting having my heart ripped out in my favorite city in the world. And then that fucking video came out....and it all came flooding back: Dante's, Devils Point, Stumptown, the rain Damn you Suicide Girls, YOU have reawakened my desire to live in the Rose City, and just in time to miss Santa Con!!! I'll get even with you if its the last thing I do!. I'm leaving in a huff and going surfing. Shiver in the night air for all I care..... <peels off like Spike leaving Sunnydale>
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unskeptic:
Yeah, I noticed that the weather in Portland was high 43F low 31, sunset 4:30. The weather here high 82, low I don't know but I sleep with the windows open and no sheet over me, sunset 5:45. Still Portland has all sorts of cool underground parties, great microbrewed beer, coffee houses, strip clubs, etc. I miss it. Why no suicidegrrrls here? I am going to fix that in a couple of months. I'm buying a few hundred SG stickers and am going to plaster Maui with them. I'm planning my crime wave now.....
unskeptic:
Not to be cruel but I put some pics of my backyard, or as the surf community calls it Sandpiles beach. Savor Portland, its all that.