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So today i went to work, and I had a caller who was abolutely irate over a $0.15 charge....

I calmly assisted the caller in between large bouts of muted laughter, while the whole time I am thinking:

"Is it really so hard to let that 15 cents go you anal sucking space baboon??"

15 cents, i think that may be a new record.... and...
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Cunt.... One of the least respected words in the english language...

Since the topic was brought up tonight....

I call it cunt. I've reclaimed it, "cunt." I really like it. "Cunt." Listen to it.
"Cunt."
C C. Ca Ca. Cavern, cackle, clit, cute, come-closed c-closed inside, inside ca-then u-then cu-then curvy, inviting sharkskin

u-uniform, under, up urge, ugh, ugh, u -- then n then cun...
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The rats are running on their little wire wheels, randomly pulling phrases from the rolodex that is my mind. Putting random phrases together, like: "maybe we should have cous cous and strawberries for dinner and shave the cat's ass" or "let's play yahtzee and i can pull that giant stick out of your ass"... Rats with rolodexes are running my thought processes. What's next??

I...
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And once again it begins...
I sat at my favorite spot, waves crashing helplessly by my feet. Giant fish poking angular fins out of the water and effortlessly diving downward to devour the bugs they have caught. The same glittering lights move strain to move toward me but remain caught in the wake of a passing boat. Out of the darkness, a sliver of dorsal...
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Life at its best and worst
A sickly sweet perfume mingles with the pungent scent of exhaust, weaving itself in and out of the masses of people buzzing around me. I am invisible here, and this makes me happy. I do not have to converse or entertain anyone, just be. People cursing, hugging, busy trying to arrange themselves in the most efficient way. A couple...
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