Ever want to know all the dirty little secrets (even the *dirty* ones) about me?
Here you go.
*The following is NOT a "happy" entry, and contains strong language, and content which some/all may find offensive. Reader discression is advised.*
I am growing impatient. I'm about to pull a real dick move. Maybe it'll pay off, and maybe I'll get told to fuck off. Either...
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Here you go.
*The following is NOT a "happy" entry, and contains strong language, and content which some/all may find offensive. Reader discression is advised.*
I am growing impatient. I'm about to pull a real dick move. Maybe it'll pay off, and maybe I'll get told to fuck off. Either...
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Money, wang, and midgets.
Ok, you ever look at something you HAVE to purchase that costs a lot of money and say to yourself "You know, I'd let someone kick me in the nuts if I didn't have to pay for this."
Well, I just got my new glasses today, and I'd have rather let someone kick me in the nuts than shell out a...
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Ok, you ever look at something you HAVE to purchase that costs a lot of money and say to yourself "You know, I'd let someone kick me in the nuts if I didn't have to pay for this."
Well, I just got my new glasses today, and I'd have rather let someone kick me in the nuts than shell out a...
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hadees:
I tried to get them to get a hotel room but then they put this whole thing on me that it was a lot of money blah blah blah. Argh the worst is giving up my bed, I hate that!
So which one of these girls is the one at the SG thing on xmas?
Also good luck finding someone to photograph your wang. I would suggest just walking up to random people on the street and asking them to take the photos.
So which one of these girls is the one at the SG thing on xmas?
Also good luck finding someone to photograph your wang. I would suggest just walking up to random people on the street and asking them to take the photos.
SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!
I can't stop saying it. This shit is killing me. It has to be one of the worst movies that could ever be made, but I still HAVE to see it. It's been my day off, and I've done absolutely fuck all except go to church. Church's Chicken that is. Going to head out tonight and see what trouble I...
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I can't stop saying it. This shit is killing me. It has to be one of the worst movies that could ever be made, but I still HAVE to see it. It's been my day off, and I've done absolutely fuck all except go to church. Church's Chicken that is. Going to head out tonight and see what trouble I...
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shesinparties:
i do try to stick to that regimen as often as possible 
hadees:
I don't know that movie is going to be so terrible I don't know if I can watch Samuel L. Jackson make that much of an ass out of himself. I think if I saw that movie I wouldn't be able to watch Pulp Fiction again.
Well, it seems that the problems I was having with SG earlier are now resolved through the magic of not doing anything.
I was downtown earlier tonight and happened to watch the 4th quarter of the Rose Bowl. After UT won, I knew I *had* to get the fuck away from that area as fast as humanly possible. Austin is going to be retarded tonight....
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I was downtown earlier tonight and happened to watch the 4th quarter of the Rose Bowl. After UT won, I knew I *had* to get the fuck away from that area as fast as humanly possible. Austin is going to be retarded tonight....
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furnier:
Glad I wasn't the only one having "issues" with SG this afternoon. I gave up after waiting ten minutes for a damn page to load!
Women are just a pain in the ass, aren't we??
Glad you have a few to "wet" your appetite though. 
Mind you, any woman who volunteers to watch football could be a keeper! Good luck. 
Women are just a pain in the ass, aren't we??
Glad you have a few to "wet" your appetite though. Mind you, any woman who volunteers to watch football could be a keeper! Good luck. 
stickyrice:
Hey thanks ... friend!
"Some things you just feel you have to put your tongue in" -- great line.
"Some things you just feel you have to put your tongue in" -- great line.
Ok, not really sure what's going on right now, but SG has been freaking ot on me big time today. I was unable to load any pages at all until a few minutes ago, but most images are still failing. (Including the ones I really want to see. *wink*) Even 6 of the emoticons aren't showing. Grrr.
Anywho, I'll hopefully be back on full force...
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Anywho, I'll hopefully be back on full force...
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Ok, the full story behind and including being hit by a car has been posted here.
Now you can know all the little details that led up to the moment you all mocked me about!
Now you can know all the little details that led up to the moment you all mocked me about!
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shesinparties:
new pics are ready.......
micajah:
"Assistant to R - Mexican Martini"
Trudy's Mexican martini?
Trudy's Mexican martini?
Imagine this setup..... You just went on a nice date with a really cute chick and as you're saying goodbyes you have a couple really nice hugs. The kind of hugs that tell you, "I know we've hung out a couple times already and always just left off at the end of the night, but right now you're getting that big kiss you've been waiting...
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shesinparties:
stocking pics coming soon, nudity involved
bluevalentine:
is it wrong that I'm laughing my ass off at this?
Fuck this entry.
*Cough cough.* That's about all I've been able to do over the last 12 hour period or so. Cough until I start dry heaving. Haven't gotten the full fledged * 
* from it yet, but I'm not done yet either. I've been drinking lots of coffee with honey and eating lots of Ricola to sooth my newly revolutionary throat. I used to smoke 3 packs...
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* from it yet, but I'm not done yet either. I've been drinking lots of coffee with honey and eating lots of Ricola to sooth my newly revolutionary throat. I used to smoke 3 packs... Read More
Well, I did lose my ass at poker last night, but it wasn't all for naught. I did have a good time and drank plenty of whiskey. (which inevitably contributes to my losing) Hadees did pretty good, I was impressed. Many jokes and stories were told, even one about a job worse than any I've ever had.
Oh yeah, I mentioned a while ago that...
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Oh yeah, I mentioned a while ago that...
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bluevalentine:
wait. There was poker? and I was not told?
also, you should join our bike gang
also, you should join our bike gang
shesinparties:
wait a minute......... no poker invite for me? not that i can play, but i can bring beer to people that are playing
If I ever spend a few days visiting Austin, I promise to do ya. My honey wouldn't mind. He's good like that!