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unrestrained

Shitsville, Ohio

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Saturday Apr 22, 2006

Apr 22, 2006
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Back from Ohio.

Thankfully back from Ohio.

It only takes a little while there to remember exactly why you left. Thankfully I got to see lots of cool people to help ease the pain of being in such a dreadful locale.

The return home was magnificent. I really missed my girl and was very thankful to have someone that wonderful to come back to. The embrace I yearned for was everything I had built it up to be. On top of being back in her arms, she told me she had a couple suprises. While I was gone she'd gotten a brazilian wax and gotten on birth control. My cup overfloweth. HOT! Things like that can make a grown man weep with happiness. Needless to say it's been a rather intimate time for both of us.

On top of that which needs no further elaboration, my friend Jared has made his triumphant return to Austin. Jared and I go back to very shortly after my arrival in Austin. Two guys who have too many good stories and good times. We were drinking buddies instantaniously and developed a great friendship. He's my second roommate now and we're destined for many drunken ranting times to be.

Other than being totally flat ass broke life is going exceptionally well.
oren:
Brazilian wax................ OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Apr 24, 2006
domo_kun:
Mmm... I suspect that my girlfriend is not on birth control, and I know that she doesn't have a Brazillian...

So, yeah, I'm jealous.

Oh, and I'm sorry about having to go to Ohio. My dad is from Troy, and I've been there a few times. Ugh.
May 23, 2006

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