My aunt is Jesus and Satan all in one.... I've been trying to watch my weight and get in better shape lately, and I got a box in the mail from my Aunt today. The contents? Junk food. My Aunt, from OHIO, mailed me a giagantic box of junk food, everything from girl scout cookies to peanut butter Oreos.
I have to say though, these oreos are better than the ones you just buy at the store. Considerable shipping damage has led to both ends of the oreo package to contain what I refer to as "chocolate crusted peanut butter flapjacks." The cookie part around the cream center has been destroyed, but the cream centers remain intact, and crusted in powdered chocolate cookie goodness. I know you might be thinking the same thing I was, "well, how did the individual cream centers escape destruction?" Beats the fuck out of me, but they taste amazing.
I have to say though, these oreos are better than the ones you just buy at the store. Considerable shipping damage has led to both ends of the oreo package to contain what I refer to as "chocolate crusted peanut butter flapjacks." The cookie part around the cream center has been destroyed, but the cream centers remain intact, and crusted in powdered chocolate cookie goodness. I know you might be thinking the same thing I was, "well, how did the individual cream centers escape destruction?" Beats the fuck out of me, but they taste amazing.
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propernoun:
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micajah:
Thank you for the offer sir. It doesnt bother too much at the moment since I don't have a girl that im worried about pleasing. But...when I do. You'll be the first to give me some pointers. 