Thursday Jun 09, 2005

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Me: Strong like oak. Long like pine. Fast like cheetah.

Him: You speak in riddles wrapped in enigmas hidden in enchiladas.

Me: Cheesy like enchilada.

Him: You got that right.

Me: Besides, I prefer my enigmas wrapped in sweater vests.

Him: What?

Me: ENCHILADABEAVERFISHPIEOMGONE!

Him: GO DOWN ON ME!!!1111 I HATE YOU!!!111

biggrin biggrin
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euphoric_hell:
Hahahaha ... this has got to be the greatest entry I have come across biggrin

-Dante
akirali:
You guys soooooo deserve each other wink

Tuesday Jun 07, 2005

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I want I want I want I want I want.

And also this.
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jeff_fries:
AIDS AIDS AIDS
jeff_fries:
I hear good things about 6fu. Is that tonight?

[Edited on Jun 09, 2005 1:52PM]

Sunday Jun 05, 2005

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Super happy cow vagina!
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stolenhistories:
You ever seen a cow give birth?
tygerblade:
What a name for a superhero...I mean heroine...um, heroic bovine?? What kind of super powers does she have, do you think?? She must be pretty effective in fighting crime to be so happy...

Saturday Jun 04, 2005

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Nevermind. I don't like those kinds of journals. This new feature is nifty.

I think I'll go get prepared for killer skiball tonight.
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punkjr:
Herrrrrrrrrpeeeees!!!

No.
hotcurry:
Thank you so very much for the compliment.

I've actually had quite a few folks on SG purchase my work or commission pieces from me. I've done a few things off the site including a piece for the Silent Movie Theatre here in LA.

I'm trying to build up enough of a collection to show sometime, but I keep selling them to quickly. (I know, nice problem to have so I'm not really bitching about that)

I just started painting about a year and a half ago, so I'm not really sure how to go about showing my work.

Friday Jun 03, 2005

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I really, really, secretly want to see The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

Don't tell anyone, though.

The shame...
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ryan:
i'd go see it with you. the title reminds me of sharing clothes with my best girls when i was in public school.. we'd share pants, shirts, shoes.... those were the days. i miss those times..

the puncture wound is due to my daughter doggie, sugar. lilly and her got into a scuffle and sugar lunged for lilly but got me instead... it's doing okay. bad bruise and didn't need stitches...

i freaked out afterwards tho.. i thought my kids weren't going to get along anymore...
jeff_fries:
Yep, and you better call Kim because I'm not seeing that gay movie.

Thursday Jun 02, 2005

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I feel like a bad friend lately. I haven't been commenting on your journals or even responding to your comments in mine very well. It's not even that I'm all that busy, just...unmotivated about everything.

So I'll try to be better today, and I'll see you all on Saturday, right?
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sillyzebra:
smile hope u ilke it ..


memorandom:
not at all, i'll shortly be going MIA for god knows how long. i'll pop up for air occasionally to say hello, though. i promise.

Tuesday May 31, 2005

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How is it that three day weekends make it even harder to go back to work? Maybe it's because my entire house smells like barbecue and there's a good sized chunk of the huge pan of brownies that Jujubee brought over still left.

But I have wonderful friends, and the man I love to share it all with. I should really do less complaining, I...
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retroactivwe:
Yay nice life!

Speaking of nice, it was just that to finally be introduced.
becca_____:
Because a middle aged man living at the Motel 6 because he's going through a divorce after ten years of marriage would be so much worse?

Saturday May 28, 2005

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I do believe I shall baste all my meals in beer and then grill them outdoors from now on.

Did I mention I love having someone to cook for? It's a freaking Leave It To Beaver episode around here lately. biggrin
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babyblue:
And it would totally give me a chance to live out that "Pulp Fiction" fantasy I've always had. wink
pensquare:
So here it is.

Mid June, 2003. I lend a friend, Brad, $260. Soon after, he turns psycho and decides he's not my friend any more. Won't return my calls. I chalk it up as a loss.

Mid April, 2005. I hear through mutual friends that he's bragging about how he tricked me out of $260, and how I'm a big dumbass. That's not going to slide. I call his mom, who happens to love me, and get his current number. I finally get ahold of him, and be agrees to meet me at Taco Loco at 9pm on Memorial Day to pay me back. Because of all days, that's the one when I won't be at a barbecue.

Fuckin' dick.

"I'll be there with my friends," he says, which could either mean he thinks the people who work there are his friends, or I'm walking right into the middle of a group of guys who intend to kick my ass. In typical Brad fashion, however, I show up and am handed a wad of 5's & 10's by his fourth fiance in the last two years, whom he apparently met on the internet in January.

I felt like a royal turd for leaving early, and thought an explanation was in order. smile

Thursday May 26, 2005

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So, insurgents in Peru made my life hell today.


Damn global economy.
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jeremy:
no kidding...but at least I'm replying to comments in my journal. I think that's a step in the right direction.
fridgemagnet:
yes Derek Jeter. I heart him. And I'm not too straight to admit it.

Thursday May 26, 2005

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Late for work this morning. blush

I think MisterSatan's boss is a little more understanding than mine, though. biggrin
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fridgemagnet:
Whenever I'm late for work I like to do the following:

I walk in with an umbrella, I run to the mens room and get it as wet as possible. I storm into my bosses office shaking the umbrella and say, "WOW! It's a regular nor'easter out there!" Then I go to my office and usually noone bothers me for the rest of the day.

Doing this on really sunny days is highly recommended.

[Edited on May 26, 2005 1:52PM]
margot_dent:
I just wanted to wink too wink
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