I have some sort of bump on my neck. At first I thought it was a bug bite, possibly a spider, but now I'm not so sure. I'm pretty sure it's cancer or an alien egg that will soon hatch and steal all my air. Maybe thetans.
So, my question to you, SGland, is, if I should die, would you avenge my death? How would...
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becca_____:
And I want some of your pituitary gland.
becca_____:
I love you too.
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judypatricia:
I killed your pants party. 
memorandom:
yeah, italian girls. . . me and my girlfriend were in stockholm a couple of months ago and went to an italian restaurant the first night and more or less BOTH fell for the waitress there, to the point we had dinner there every other night we were there.
not that i really need an extra incentive to eat italian food. . .
*sigh*
i was thin before i moved to this bloody country
not that i really need an extra incentive to eat italian food. . .
*sigh*
i was thin before i moved to this bloody country
If you had one wish, what would it be?
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akirali:
Alas no. I figured that a stranger coming up to a young woman on a crowded plane and saying that she looked familier would've come off as a pathetic pick-up line, so I let that situation pass. I had a great time. In fact I'm about 550 words into my journal update about the trip. As for the hairballs, they were all cool. And apparently the youngest took quite the shine to me.
samling:
oh my god. that damn tribble kitten of mine would NOT leave him alone.
Today I destroyed the entire Japanese empire. Now I think I'll go have brunch. 
What'd you do today?
What'd you do today?
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sillyzebra:
ahh thank you for the Bday greeting..
leavemehere:
I worked and worked out.
How funny... we both have the same Ikea shelving unit.
How funny... we both have the same Ikea shelving unit.
So...it's almost my birthday.
I'll be entering my late twenties. In some people that would lead to introspection and deep thought about one's place in the world.
But not me. Instead I'll just list all the cool fucking stuff I've gotten so far:
I'll be entering my late twenties. In some people that would lead to introspection and deep thought about one's place in the world.
But not me. Instead I'll just list all the cool fucking stuff I've gotten so far:
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sillyzebra:
happy birthday ...
day late ...
day late ...
becca_____:
It's actually a really nice clean little shop right by all the gay bars, so it shouldn't be too bad. I still haven't used the one you gave me, but I've definitely thought about it, so that's progress.
me: i'm pretty sure birthday blowjobs are an exception to the no cheating rule.
J: i wish I had known that a couple years ago
shit... I'm single
me: why? did you get one?
J: i got a wireless blowjob
me: and then got broken up with?
J: my penis is bluetooth and wi-fi equipped
me: so your penis is a complete entertainment experience, basically?...
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J: i wish I had known that a couple years ago
shit... I'm single
me: why? did you get one?
J: i got a wireless blowjob
me: and then got broken up with?
J: my penis is bluetooth and wi-fi equipped
me: so your penis is a complete entertainment experience, basically?...
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akirali:
They're the Mountain Brothers, but if you really like them, and considering your birthday is right around the corner, I could always make you a dub.
johnclement:
Holy shit, Happy birthday! I hope it's R Kelly-riffic.
Paris Hilton's album drops today. Can there be any doubt that it is timed to coincide with my upcoming birthday so perfectly because it is destiny that I own it? That it will live in a special place in my heart and on my shelf next to such classics as Bring It On, and Trapped in the Closet? That I must own it?...
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shawndaddy:
I think you married that guy 
becca_____:
Drops? Really?
Just got home from a lovely, thankfully uneventful weekend in San Diego to find my dog rolling around in cat shit out in the driveway. This means she somehow got out of the house or yard (thanks to our oblivious roommate most likely) and could have been anywhere if she hadn't had that wonderful cat shit to distract her. This is the third time something...
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koleeta:
snakes on SGOC? I didn't get it before because they didn't have eyes and toungues.
lemonkid:
Whenever you talk about where you live it sounds like someone playing a game of Grand Theft Auto.
PS - I'll be stopping by for one of those cupcakes.
MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm cupcakes.