Yesterday I went to pick up a couple grand in cash at the bank and the money smelled terrible. I thought it was the teller's breath, but then I got home and my purse smelled the same way. I had to Febreze it.
Today I bought a car. It's a lot like my last car, except it has cloth seats and a hundred thousand fewer miles.
Tomorrow I'm going to make lemon tarts.
Thursday I'm going to eat lemon tarts and other delicious things and watch people play Rock Band much better than I ever could.
This weekend I'm either going to go to a Beer Fest or help a friend move and hang out with my awesome mother-in-law.
Today I bought a car. It's a lot like my last car, except it has cloth seats and a hundred thousand fewer miles.
Tomorrow I'm going to make lemon tarts.
Thursday I'm going to eat lemon tarts and other delicious things and watch people play Rock Band much better than I ever could.
This weekend I'm either going to go to a Beer Fest or help a friend move and hang out with my awesome mother-in-law.
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schmelectra:
oh come on. that shit was hilarious and you know it.
wren:
I typically play guitar or bass for Rock Band but if I consume the proper quantity of rum I will sing Oasis. Because rum makes me think I'm 16 again, apparently?