It's official. I'm now in charge of selling the new line of hands free lube systems we just took on at work. The electrical industry is just so dirty.
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The two plus years I've spent around here have led me to believe that a lot of you just simply like to be unhappy. I'm probably not talking about you personally, so calm down.
I don't, which is why I probably let more things go then I should. And also why these moods are usually quick to pass. Maybe this one will, too.
I don't, which is why I probably let more things go then I should. And also why these moods are usually quick to pass. Maybe this one will, too.
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friedbanana105:
Shut up and let me be depressed.
gilby:
I don't like to be unhappy. It's just my stupid job that makes me that way. 
The only reason I am happy, is the fact that I learned to not care anymore.
The only reason I am happy, is the fact that I learned to not care anymore.
It's my two year SG anniversary!
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woodplank4wheels:
Your fantasy is the funniest shit ever.
maxx:
n00b
Yesterday I gained a new profile picture and lost an A key.
My dog leapt up from the couch and ran out the door to defend me from the evil guy rolling the shopping cart down the street outside, but my laptop keyboard was the only casualty. So now I'm missing an A and my S key isn't working too well either.
My dog leapt up from the couch and ran out the door to defend me from the evil guy rolling the shopping cart down the street outside, but my laptop keyboard was the only casualty. So now I'm missing an A and my S key isn't working too well either.
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shawndaddy:
At least your new profile pic's hot 
obd:
I was going to say you lost your asss, but Louie beat me to it...
Ah the sweet sounds of the jackhammer....
That's what I went to sleep listening to last night. There's been road construction on the street down the block going on for a solid year now. I woke up to the buzzing of electricity going throught the lines outside. I think I'm done with the sounds of the city. It turns out that farm livin' might actually...
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That's what I went to sleep listening to last night. There's been road construction on the street down the block going on for a solid year now. I woke up to the buzzing of electricity going throught the lines outside. I think I'm done with the sounds of the city. It turns out that farm livin' might actually...
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caselogic:
Shhhhh. It's temporary... you thought I'd miss out on the nudity?
hotcurry:
Ugh, I've been there. I lived next to the LA subway construction.
I fucking hate truck drivers.
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crispy:
I absolutely love when I'm reading through an inane thread and stumble upon one of your "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?" posts.
It cracks me up because, well, y'know, that's what's in my brain at the moment.
And congratulations to you and Randy ... that's fucking awesome.
It cracks me up because, well, y'know, that's what's in my brain at the moment.
And congratulations to you and Randy ... that's fucking awesome.
lemonkid:
As are most people who have seen Duel.
I just went to get something out of my car and found a giant hot pink vibrator by my driver's side rear tire. At work.
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ragdoll96923:
so hows that coming along?
heh.
heh.
becca_____:
But then I would be so far from Chico... I was talking to Mom the other day and she said we need to talk to each other more so we can look out for each other. Then she immediately went "Wait -- no! She's a bad influence on you, isn't she?" I asked her why and she said you gave me alcohol when I was underaged and turned me into a juvenile delinquent. Isn't she the best?
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chrischick:
I'd like to jump on his......
um.
bandwagon?
um.
bandwagon?
jeff_fries:
Listen:
I cannot stand him and am going to murder him.
I cannot stand him and am going to murder him.
hehe do me 
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cairo:
Oooh baby! 
I work for a company that makes medical supplies. I sit around all day staring at empty petri dishes (called "plates" in the industry), checking for cracks and other defects. I go through about 40,000 plates in an 8-hour shift.
Damn. I hope I didn't just ruin the mood.
I work for a company that makes medical supplies. I sit around all day staring at empty petri dishes (called "plates" in the industry), checking for cracks and other defects. I go through about 40,000 plates in an 8-hour shift.
Damn. I hope I didn't just ruin the mood.
Just got home. We drove up the 101 to San Luis Obispo for the weekend wherein the boy met my dad, we went to a graduation, we had some lovely Thai food, and our hotel room had a jacuzzi tub.
Did I mention my boyfriend met my dad for the first time? That's right, and everyone is still standing.
Did I mention my boyfriend met my dad for the first time? That's right, and everyone is still standing.
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hotcurry:
That's great! I trust everything went swimmingly.
shawndaddy:
Yah, this gloom sucks.
And take care of that roomie will ya? The last thing OC needs is a grumpy MisterSatan
And take care of that roomie will ya? The last thing OC needs is a grumpy MisterSatan
Me: Strong like oak. Long like pine. Fast like cheetah.
Him: You speak in riddles wrapped in enigmas hidden in enchiladas.
Me: Cheesy like enchilada.
Him: You got that right.
Me: Besides, I prefer my enigmas wrapped in sweater vests.
Him: What?
Me: ENCHILADABEAVERFISHPIEOMGONE!
Him: GO DOWN ON ME!!!1111 I HATE YOU!!!111
Him: You speak in riddles wrapped in enigmas hidden in enchiladas.
Me: Cheesy like enchilada.
Him: You got that right.
Me: Besides, I prefer my enigmas wrapped in sweater vests.
Him: What?
Me: ENCHILADABEAVERFISHPIEOMGONE!
Him: GO DOWN ON ME!!!1111 I HATE YOU!!!111
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euphoric_hell:
Hahahaha ... this has got to be the greatest entry I have come across
-Dante
-Dante
akirali:
You guys soooooo deserve each other
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jeff_fries:
I hear good things about 6fu. Is that tonight?
[Edited on Jun 09, 2005 1:52PM]
[Edited on Jun 09, 2005 1:52PM]
-He was non-comittal, which is ok. I'm just starting to get things together in a serious capacity.
Dave
Eeee-yup.
Lube.
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