unravled

Internet, why do you make me so bitchy? You know I don't want to treat you like this. It's just, sometimes when you post stuff, you don't think about my feelings. You know I don't mean to say mean things, it's just, sometimes you make me. I love you, baby.


~*like, internet signatures are so 1998, hello?*~

I started a blog, which nobody read
When I went to work I blogged there instead
I started a blog, which nobody viewed
It might be in cache, the topics include:

George Bush is an evil moron
What's the story with revolving doors?
I'm in love with a girl who doesn't know I exist
Nobody hates preppies anymore

I started a blog, but nobody came...
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My coworker got a call from a social worker this morning. Apparently her niece tested positive for drugs shortly after giving birth.

She's been on the phone frantically since then trying to arrange things. This woman has a thirteen year old and an eleven year old and she's just agreed to take a two day old child and a four year old to prevent them...
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1. Did you vote?

2. What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

2a. If you're not from here, and this doesn't apply to you, make up an answer, post it, and I'll try to guess what the question is.

I made soup the other day, and until I get an actual food blog up and going, I'm going to practice with you guys.

Fall always makes me want warm, classic, comfort foods, so when November rolls around, even though it's still in the eighties most days, I break out the soup recipes. I made a fairly simple broccoli soup the other day after work....
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Among all the greedy little bastards who grab as much candy as they can fit in their grubby paws while refusing to say trick or treat or thank you, came a tiny little princess with big brown eyes. She carefully picked her favorite and took one piece from the bowl, then said thank you and patted my puppy before moving on.

I want a baby....
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Look, I think it's only fair to tell you:

If you insist on naming yourself anything like babywhatever (or babi, or any misspelled variation) or anything to do with come (that's cum, for those who can't spell, or just learned to read off the back of your porn video covers) or your penis, I refuse to take you seriously.

It's only fair.

Please link me to your favorite pubic hair thread.

Okay? Thanks.

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat...
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I've never actually thrown up from pain before, until today. So that was fun.

I HATE EVERYBODY.