For any of you wondering about the circumstances that lead to my brother moving in with me here in NY, just read the following article from our hometown's local paper.
Lorenz Preaches Hate
In 1999, Perry Lorenz stated in the San Jose Mercury News that he was leaving California to escape multiculturalism. He was quoted as saying that he was moving "to a whiter place...
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Lorenz Preaches Hate
In 1999, Perry Lorenz stated in the San Jose Mercury News that he was leaving California to escape multiculturalism. He was quoted as saying that he was moving "to a whiter place...
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clara:
That's what I was getting at.
clara:
Why don't you just pee on me? 
UNNECESSARY Z PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
It has come to my attention that as many as two or three of you are curious as to why I only receive enjoyment from shitty movies. After all, I did waste a few years of my life going to film school in what might have been an attempt to learn the ancient and deadly art of filmmaking. "Don't film...
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It has come to my attention that as many as two or three of you are curious as to why I only receive enjoyment from shitty movies. After all, I did waste a few years of my life going to film school in what might have been an attempt to learn the ancient and deadly art of filmmaking. "Don't film...
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waxangel:
hm
waxangel:
stop it, stupid 1997 computer!
[Edited on Oct 16, 2003 10:08AM]
[Edited on Oct 16, 2003 10:08AM]
We interupt this weeks episode of Tomorrow Stories to bring you this special announcement:
Unless your ears are crazy, you should just shut up and buy Speakerboxxx/The Love Below by our caring players Outkast. Keep in mind that this beautiful double album is not to be compared against itself, but enjoyed on two different levels. One rocks your body while the other rocks your soul....
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Unless your ears are crazy, you should just shut up and buy Speakerboxxx/The Love Below by our caring players Outkast. Keep in mind that this beautiful double album is not to be compared against itself, but enjoyed on two different levels. One rocks your body while the other rocks your soul....
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kikka:
s'more
just kidding
just kidding
marymary:
dude, you make one sexy ass bitch.... you best be dressed up like your cosmo makeover when you come over to play halo.
Tomorrow Adventures with Crash Bangin'!: Part II: Hyper Nuclear Boogaloo
In a surprise move by our loyal audience, Crash Bangin's fate has been cruelly guided toward an inevitable collision course with his former wife, The X! When we last left our intergalactic hero, he just finished a last minute "meeting" with some very nasty business men, courtesy of The Ad Execu-Tor!
Crash: Well, Receptotron, that...
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In a surprise move by our loyal audience, Crash Bangin's fate has been cruelly guided toward an inevitable collision course with his former wife, The X! When we last left our intergalactic hero, he just finished a last minute "meeting" with some very nasty business men, courtesy of The Ad Execu-Tor!
Crash: Well, Receptotron, that...
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gram:
d) they both decide to put their differences aside, head to the village, pick up a rich 19 yr old nue-feminist and get her to spend tons of cash on drugs, booze, a room at the tribeca grand, roomservice and a long 3 day bing of sex, crack, and midget prostitutes.
oh, and yes, chris "royale" regis got shot in the back by the police, but i knew you was kiddin' and i aint that sensitive. i was fuckin wit' ya!
oh, and yes, chris "royale" regis got shot in the back by the police, but i knew you was kiddin' and i aint that sensitive. i was fuckin wit' ya!
richiedagger:
why the hell is A even an option. clearly the only solution to this problem is B.
oh by the way...ill kill anyone for 81 dollars. just ummm throwing that out there, incase theres somebody that you have a lot of pent up anger against.
oh by the way...ill kill anyone for 81 dollars. just ummm throwing that out there, incase theres somebody that you have a lot of pent up anger against.
Tomorrow Adventures with Crash Bangin'!
It's a beautiful fall day in the metropolis, the start of another peaceful morning for our hero, Crash Bangin': Intergalactic Office Manager from Beyond.
Crash: Ahhhh what a fantastic morning! Rather than take the train to work, I think I'll...take to the skies instead!
Peeeowwwwwww!
Crash blasts through the clouds via his favorite mode of trasportatioin: Radtonian Rocket Boots!...
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It's a beautiful fall day in the metropolis, the start of another peaceful morning for our hero, Crash Bangin': Intergalactic Office Manager from Beyond.
Crash: Ahhhh what a fantastic morning! Rather than take the train to work, I think I'll...take to the skies instead!
Peeeowwwwwww!
Crash blasts through the clouds via his favorite mode of trasportatioin: Radtonian Rocket Boots!...
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gram:
umm, i was here to break some shit off on ya that would make you spontaniously cumbust, but that shit is just crazy.
funny, man, but you will get yours pappito!
some of the quick kill klique just happen to use walkers these days, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!
jerk.
funny, man, but you will get yours pappito!
some of the quick kill klique just happen to use walkers these days, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!
jerk.
clara:
That stuff is pee your pants scary! 
Jesus. Some serious shit went down in my last journal entry that I wasn't expecting. I was savagely attacked by both rap and breakdance within an hour of each other, MisterSatan's pants exploded seconds before he blasted off into the clouds, and more people than I thought was normal expressed interest and/or joy in regards to my new Mach 3, or Razor of the Apocalypse...
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troglodyte:
Yeah, sometimes it's great to be you, but most of the time I bet it sucks.
userlame:
bwaaahahahaha that is awesome. i need one of those so bad. sigh. sometimes it sucks to be me. me without an oversized razor that is.
Today I started my new job, which is also the second chapter in my commercial making career. Here's a few things you may have never known about the fantastically un-ironic world of making things people don't like to watch.
- Making commercials is the best way for all parties involved to make the most cash within the least amount of time. The order for maximum...
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- Making commercials is the best way for all parties involved to make the most cash within the least amount of time. The order for maximum...
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gram:
QUICK KILL KLIQUE ALL UP IN THIS BIOTCH, NIGGAAAA!!!
(starts furiously poppin' and lockin', does a windmill spin into a headstand)
WHAT WHAT???
phhssst!
you can't hang fool, you JUST BEEN ROCKED!!
(starts furiously poppin' and lockin', does a windmill spin into a headstand)
WHAT WHAT???
phhssst!
you can't hang fool, you JUST BEEN ROCKED!!
marymary:
i'm highly jealous of your new job.
My life is like a fantastically well oiled machine that seems to have been filled with sand at some point. Allow me to explain. There's nothing I love more than writing. I do it whenever I get the chance. I can take one subject, object, or sexual position and write what probably ends up being too much about it. I don't mind bragging about it...
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dave_h:
in your comment you assume its a "he" that uses it. Actually its females that use it most.
SGs in fact.
[Edited on Sep 23, 2003]
SGs in fact.
[Edited on Sep 23, 2003]
clara:
Listen, chump, the bushes are all wet from the storm and I don't like to get my pelt wet.
Unnecessary Z's Guide to Mid-Life Parenting
As seen in Clueless Single Male Monthly
Being a parent for the last month and a half has taught me a few things. The biggest thing being how to see my brother from a parental viewpoint. Before, I didn't care how much he ate, because it was always "Mom will feed that pig." I didn't care how fast he...
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As seen in Clueless Single Male Monthly
Being a parent for the last month and a half has taught me a few things. The biggest thing being how to see my brother from a parental viewpoint. Before, I didn't care how much he ate, because it was always "Mom will feed that pig." I didn't care how fast he...
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er:
that's not what you were sayin' the other night...
you were lovin the kissin down below
wha?
aw yeah
now you're following my comments around. role reversal. on your knees, bitch.
you were lovin the kissin down below
wha?
aw yeah
now you're following my comments around. role reversal. on your knees, bitch.
was_nicole:
i was too tired for the boxing. i would have taken them all. they would have just fallen over into tables on their own anyway. i'll ask the lawyer some general question . i will be back in ny in december. i'm sure califa is not forever.
Unnecessary Z's Guide to Independent Filmmaking
As seen in Bitter Man's Monthly
It's official. My entry into this year's Midnight Movie Making Madness competition is a wash. I blame myself for the most part, but not in the humble and responsible way a more mature person might do. I trusted other people besides myself to get a job done and it ended in spectacularly retarded...
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As seen in Bitter Man's Monthly
It's official. My entry into this year's Midnight Movie Making Madness competition is a wash. I blame myself for the most part, but not in the humble and responsible way a more mature person might do. I trusted other people besides myself to get a job done and it ended in spectacularly retarded...
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throatneedle:
You aint nuttin but a Hootchie Mama
Hood Rat! Hood Rat! Hootchie Mama!
Hood Rat! Hood Rat! Hootchie Mama!
freyja__:
i'll be a star in your movie anytime.
i'll even wear snakes!
sorry you had to deal with such dolts.
xo
i'll even wear snakes!
sorry you had to deal with such dolts.
xo