I seem to be making decent progress in my continued effort to get the trash kicked out of me by the city of NY. I'm waging my war of idiocy across many fronts, and reports from the field are looking good. In an amazing turn of events, my wolf man dating profile scored like a true mother fucking player this weekend. Refresh your memory here...
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tunnelslats:
I cannot possibly compete with Lord_manimal. I must leave the dating pool forever.
yourstruly:
Oh man, lord_manimal's profile is bar-none the funniest thing I've read this year.. What sane woman would not respond to that? Bra -fucking- Vo
YOU'LL BE ON A FUTURISTIC ROCKET RIDE TO REJECTION WITH ONLINE DATING!
I figured that in the spirit of post-marital bliss, I needed to try and get laid by a total stranger to feel better about myself. What I soon discovered was that getting yelled at by total strangers was even more satisfying. In celebration of my recent divorce, my boss coerced me into creating...
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I figured that in the spirit of post-marital bliss, I needed to try and get laid by a total stranger to feel better about myself. What I soon discovered was that getting yelled at by total strangers was even more satisfying. In celebration of my recent divorce, my boss coerced me into creating...
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clitilda:
Radness can be a curse!
troglodyte:
None of those worked? What's wrong with women these days?
"CLOWN-DOME"
One Man Enters, One Man Gets The Shit Kicked Out of Him
I am an unwelcome element in the city of New York. I don't take myself seriusly enough to live here and people are beginning to notice. It's like trying to pretend to be a body snatcher long enough to get where I'm going, but when I run into someone that I think...
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One Man Enters, One Man Gets The Shit Kicked Out of Him
I am an unwelcome element in the city of New York. I don't take myself seriusly enough to live here and people are beginning to notice. It's like trying to pretend to be a body snatcher long enough to get where I'm going, but when I run into someone that I think...
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keith:
Haha, I love that Starbucks idea. Nothing like somebody trying to look important with their laptop.
Beinvenidos!
Beinvenidos!
vampirate:
Maybe I'm just drunk (see footnote 1), but you are the raddest person ever.
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1. Although probably not, because I have a hell of a lot of experience being drunk.
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1. Although probably not, because I have a hell of a lot of experience being drunk.