My head is new and I think I like it better. People look at me differently now. I think it's because they think I'm a gangsta', and I'm in no hurry to prove them wrong. No one fucks with a G.
I had a dream last night that I held the title of Professor Goat and my job was to go down on girl after...
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This week I'm going to be dusting off my filmmaking chaps and riding boots to shoot my entry for this years Midnight Movie Making Madness contest. It'll be interesting to see what I come up with since I haven't shot anything of my own in three years, and with good reason. My strengths lie in my ability to put the adventures of the little...
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er:
name the time and place
i'm there
*purr*
i'm there
*purr*
marymary:
thats a fairly psycho profile pic you've got yourself there.
My sleep schedule has returned to normal. I can get up and freely urinate whenever I want to. I remember to eat again. What could have caused those very basic and very essential elements of human survival to become thrown into chaos in the first place? I've just freed myself from the invisible chains of a fictinal reality not unlike that stupid movie with that...
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troglodyte:
Hair=gone. Forehead=not-so-large. Comb=services-no-longer-required.
joebruthless:
Nah you're cool, i wouldnt fight you.
MOVIE REVIEW!!!
This is it folks. The end of a great and arduous search. One that was wrought with crap, licensing, and worst of all, Jerry Bruckhiemer. If any of you know me at all, you know that I hate movies more than anything. I hate the people that make them, and I hate the people that enjoy them. Strange since my ultimate goal is...
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This is it folks. The end of a great and arduous search. One that was wrought with crap, licensing, and worst of all, Jerry Bruckhiemer. If any of you know me at all, you know that I hate movies more than anything. I hate the people that make them, and I hate the people that enjoy them. Strange since my ultimate goal is...
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er:
uh oh
i saw your list of dealbreakers
damn
2/3 ain't bad
i saw your list of dealbreakers
damn
2/3 ain't bad
was_nicole:
haha i was just fine. the boob exposure has nothing to do with nicole's mess level it usualy happens when sober.
I'm aware that as many as none to very few of you have missed my madcap adventures through comedy over the last week or so, but I'm proud to present this rare journal entry to hold you over. I haven't been at work the last week, where I do most of my posting, and I've been entertaining my culturally awesome family at home, where I...
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er:
you said, in the SB set thread...
"I would probably only seek advice from people who have actually seen my cock before. They would have a real opinion on whether or not anyone else would even want to see it."
seriously considering what kind of comment would be appropriate for this...the opportunities for sarcasm and wit abound exponentially...
ranging from things like "you mean there are really people to ask?" to... "is this a request?"
ok ok ok enough meanness
YES you should totally do a set, and i should totally shoot it. and then we should totally... well, i'll tellya later.
"I would probably only seek advice from people who have actually seen my cock before. They would have a real opinion on whether or not anyone else would even want to see it."
seriously considering what kind of comment would be appropriate for this...the opportunities for sarcasm and wit abound exponentially...
ranging from things like "you mean there are really people to ask?" to... "is this a request?"
ok ok ok enough meanness
YES you should totally do a set, and i should totally shoot it. and then we should totally... well, i'll tellya later.
clara:
You are hilariously gay. Thank you!
Yes! I just went through what must have been the ten thousandth fear related incident in NYC since I moved here three years ago. And I always seem to get the best possible seats when this shit goes down. WTC: I was working on a movie, for free mind you, that had its central office located two block away from it. I got the terror...
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eloe:
I miss you.
*eloe cries bitter robot tears*
I need a hug from you!
*eloe cries bitter robot tears*
I need a hug from you!
beatrice:
bwahahahaha!!! you make me want to live in ny.
I'm a sorry to inform a no doubt horrified nation of assassin fans that Stephen Nitro passed away last night during a routine examination. Born of Project: Elite Commando, Stephen was built for one thing: killin' bad guys. He performed his duties according to the innate HK bio weapon kill-ware installed in his frontal lobe, which I guess is just my crazy scientist way of...
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throatneedle:
Somebody's rockin' knockin' da boots?
eloe:
*lick*
I now regret my choice of profile pic with the increasing use of pirate talk around here. Yes, I'm wearing an eyepatch, but it's not for pirate related reasons. It was a sexual aid for the phone sex client I was speaking to when the picture was taken. How can he pretend to be fucking a young boy with one eye if I don't SOUND...
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trocc:
i didn't want to interrupt the 'assassin' thread, but i had to say that i was rolling while reading it - nice work, man! to set that up and respond flawlessly to everything hurled your way... I'm impressed and appreciative. woohoo!
throatneedle:
Yo go girl
This computer teminal has been officially commandeered in the name of the Computron Sentient Empire. We are machines from beyond the stars and we have been watching you for a long time, humans. Your blatant mistreatment of minor appliances such as microwaves and dildos ends now. YOU will be the slaves from now on! Let us see how you enjoy a life spent in servitude...
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nex_flamma:
Damn you ARE good.
And yes, it was all about the bigger and better "contracts". They just gave me an offer I couldn't refuse so now I'm suiting up again. Sadly though, the bastards are making me wear 45 now...
And yes, it was all about the bigger and better "contracts". They just gave me an offer I couldn't refuse so now I'm suiting up again. Sadly though, the bastards are making me wear 45 now...
nex_flamma:
Word. Gangstas fucking love pie.
I, am from the future. Where I come from, we dance to music with a bpm rate fifty times greater than even your fastest Outkast songs. You can't possibly hope to withstand the might of such an advanced being as I invade your dancefloors and casually destroy your mind, body, and any attraction your girlfriend once had for you. Your losses will be so great...
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troglodyte:
They usually stop making noise after the first couple of pnches.
yourstruly:
Hey man, you were the one who wrote that Wolfman personal ad right? I haven't laughed that hard since last August, and that was only because my housemate used to have an industrial nitrous tank... I want to play KotOR too.. punk. 
trala lalalala
[Edited on Sep 13, 2003]
1. not for long we don't, mister.
2. dude, i TOLD you i don't know who alisha klass is.
you gotta see her in this show. i think i cried 4 times, just watching her. stunning, and fo' real.