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Sunday Apr 17, 2005

Apr 17, 2005
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When Updates Attack 2: Updates that Get Bored of Attacking and Saunter off to do Something Involving More Video Games

First off, to everyone that turned down the one and only opportunity to visit my house and play video games, watch UFC 52, and eat chicken wings, I sincerely hope your penises are doing better, wherever they may be. You missed an awesome time and a seemingly endless supply of quality bloodsport. And now that it's been confirmed that NBK66 actually made it home alive, I can officially stand in awe of his ability to drink like 600 beers*.

*Please note that beer, when combined with Ultimate Fighting, should be referred to as Aggression Soda. Mainly so police can properly identify the cause of two peoples' sudden need to roam the streets looking for people to try karate on.

Also, for the second time in the history of ever, a friend from my real life has joined the site. This playful kidder can be found using the highly zottable username CaptainAidsBlood. He'll probably never actually make a journal entry, thus depriving us all of the opportunity to praise this unrelenting comedy machine on a daily basis. But if any of you think you know me at all, you can read the testimonial I left him to get an idea of how he compares to someone like myself. Those of you in the New York area who experienced his charm first hand during his visit, know that it was your kindness that inspired him to create an account. Also know that you are now liable for any and all damages caused by him during his time here. Hope you like your conscience, suckers, because you'll be hearing from it a lot more than usual!

In other news, it seems my desire to hit the Prom stag has been crushed by my new date...

VIEW 25 of 34 COMMENTS
krrn:
oh sweet christ, so that actually did happen? puke
me= dumb drunk. blush
Apr 24, 2005
bastardo:
Thas wha I'm talkin' bout.
Apr 27, 2005

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