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All right, I don't really have anything to say, but the weather stopped being as awesome as my previous entry would have you believe. I'm updating it so you guys don't look outside in confusion and write me off as some kind of fruity goth kid who thinks dark clouds are the beautiful reflection of the darkness in my soul. I like sun. I like summer. If I still had a lawn, I'd mow the shit out of it in a defiant attempt to convince the Earth that it's time for warmth.

Fans of me not shamelessly talking about how hot me and my friends are can begin crying in disappointment, because that's exactly what I'm about to do.

Example one: New profile pic. I've been told that the only thing I could do to make my head more attractive, besides going back in time and not losing my hair, is to attach one or more hot chicks to it. I've contemplated this risky procedure long enough and decided it was time to treat myself. Many thanks to Aspen and JaiDee for loaning me the necessary hot faces.

Example two:



It is widely believed that together, freyja, waxangel and myself could tame even the most elusive of Earth's crotches.

Example three: Actual quote from Saturday night:

Person 1: Did someone turn the heat up?

Person 2: I think it has something to do with that fuckin' smokin' shirt Zak just walked in with.



In other news, please read The Shaved Report if you haven't already. We try to update it daily and we need more readers besides my Dad.