Time to get a new job. Maybe I should dust off the old resume and see how it stands up to the man I am today.
UnnecessaryZ
OBJECTIVE: To obtain a position that will challenge my ability to care less than I already do about anything not directly related to writing. Management team that is not reduced to tears everytime someone rolls their eyes at them a plus.
QUALIFICATIONS: Have spent the last four years developing my skills as an insubordinate writer. During my time spent in this lucrative industry, I have completed four scripts, two comic books, and a plethora of articles, all while being paid to do something else. These skills are readily applied to almost any job in any situation except magician fighter pilot. It's virtually impossible to fly a high performance jet while teleporting demons into our dimension with my mind and come up with brand new dick jokes all at the same time. Believe me, I've tried.
Wow. Looks pretty good to me. I don't believe I'll be changing a thing about it. Well, except all the new stuff I've written while being paid for something else.
And just a quick thought for you: Doesn't it seem like people that own tiny dogs would have a better sense of humor? I thought so. Man was I wrong.
UnnecessaryZ
OBJECTIVE: To obtain a position that will challenge my ability to care less than I already do about anything not directly related to writing. Management team that is not reduced to tears everytime someone rolls their eyes at them a plus.
QUALIFICATIONS: Have spent the last four years developing my skills as an insubordinate writer. During my time spent in this lucrative industry, I have completed four scripts, two comic books, and a plethora of articles, all while being paid to do something else. These skills are readily applied to almost any job in any situation except magician fighter pilot. It's virtually impossible to fly a high performance jet while teleporting demons into our dimension with my mind and come up with brand new dick jokes all at the same time. Believe me, I've tried.
Wow. Looks pretty good to me. I don't believe I'll be changing a thing about it. Well, except all the new stuff I've written while being paid for something else.
And just a quick thought for you: Doesn't it seem like people that own tiny dogs would have a better sense of humor? I thought so. Man was I wrong.
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Shit...n/m.