WHY I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP!
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- You start honking less than a second after the light turns green, if not a split second before.
- You see that the "do not cross" light is in full effect, but you waddle your fat ass across the street at the last second anyway (I may just run you over for this one).
- You howl into the air when you're drunk.
- You use something about my physical appearance as the go-ahead to talk about your shitty life. Yeah, we both have tattoos, but my ex-wife does too, and I totally hate her.
- I told you to stop letting your friends smoke in my apartment, but you let them anyway.
- You let that bitch walk all over you.
- You cough into your hand and then proceed to touch every-damn-thing.
- You talk shit under your breath when there isn't anywhere to sit on the train, knowing full well we can still hear you. I'm not getting up for you because you can't stop eating butter.
- You talk to me about losing your hair, then follow it up with "You know what I'm talking about, right?" Ya think?
- You keep telling jokes even though your laugh record is zero.
- You laugh at your own jokes.
- You're tragically white, but love black people because you know one and you bought the new Usher CD.
- You write messages to your girlfriend in blood on someone else's wall (yeah, that one still bothers me).
- You act like a demanding rockstar even though you're only making a commercial...for Pizza Hut. Come on, you KNOW that's fucking weak.
- You say you're going to lower the subway fare again, then you put it off. If it's going to stay at two dollars, I want head.
- You think that because our yellow sun gives you the strength of a hundred men, it somehow gives you the right to tell me how to live my life.
- You think you got game, but you don't. Get off the dancefloor, sucka'!
Brought to you by: It's Too Early in the Morning and My Eyes Feel Like Razor Wounds
- You start honking less than a second after the light turns green, if not a split second before.
- You see that the "do not cross" light is in full effect, but you waddle your fat ass across the street at the last second anyway (I may just run you over for this one).
- You howl into the air when you're drunk.
- You use something about my physical appearance as the go-ahead to talk about your shitty life. Yeah, we both have tattoos, but my ex-wife does too, and I totally hate her.
- I told you to stop letting your friends smoke in my apartment, but you let them anyway.
- You let that bitch walk all over you.
- You cough into your hand and then proceed to touch every-damn-thing.
- You talk shit under your breath when there isn't anywhere to sit on the train, knowing full well we can still hear you. I'm not getting up for you because you can't stop eating butter.
- You talk to me about losing your hair, then follow it up with "You know what I'm talking about, right?" Ya think?
- You keep telling jokes even though your laugh record is zero.
- You laugh at your own jokes.
- You're tragically white, but love black people because you know one and you bought the new Usher CD.
- You write messages to your girlfriend in blood on someone else's wall (yeah, that one still bothers me).
- You act like a demanding rockstar even though you're only making a commercial...for Pizza Hut. Come on, you KNOW that's fucking weak.
- You say you're going to lower the subway fare again, then you put it off. If it's going to stay at two dollars, I want head.
- You think that because our yellow sun gives you the strength of a hundred men, it somehow gives you the right to tell me how to live my life.
- You think you got game, but you don't. Get off the dancefloor, sucka'!
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iggy:
i killed my ex wife
razzell:
I think your pretty. 