Things I would do if I didn't have to work
- Draw elaborate pictures of ninjas fighting their way through one trap and moster laden room after another. It is my intention that these pictures would connect to form a single awesome dungeon.
- Write, film, and star in groundbreaking pornography that changed the way of the old guard by completely getting rid of the "ball cam".
- Pitch one television show to the same network everyday, but act like it's a new idea every time.
- Create a super hero identity whose sole mission is to travel from school to school teaching children the importance of not making more stupid babies. I would be called Unwanted Birth-Buster with maybe the word "atomic" thrown in for good measure.
- Become an unpaid vigilante janitor who stops at nothing to take out the trash.
- Open a charitable martial arts school that only admits homeless people who get rewarded for being junkies. I would rent my hopped up squad of fearless beggars out to the highest bidder. No price is too low. A quarter, a nickel, a dime. Perhaps that sandwich you were just about to throw away?
- Open an obedience school for clueless over-privaleged kids. Core curriculum would include "Living without mom and dad's cash" simulators, lessons in rhythm, and the importance of humanity and other things money can't buy.
- Work endlessly on screenplays to finally defeat the unstoppable army of spider monkeys Hollywood has captured and chained to typewriters. Sometimes, not even Hollywood magic can translate the joys of living in the jungle and eating insects off your friend's back into a movie about tricked out cars.
- Get that washboard stomach I keep hearing about from people that sleep with other people.
PS - penny is a riot...a sexy riot.
- Draw elaborate pictures of ninjas fighting their way through one trap and moster laden room after another. It is my intention that these pictures would connect to form a single awesome dungeon.
- Write, film, and star in groundbreaking pornography that changed the way of the old guard by completely getting rid of the "ball cam".
- Pitch one television show to the same network everyday, but act like it's a new idea every time.
- Create a super hero identity whose sole mission is to travel from school to school teaching children the importance of not making more stupid babies. I would be called Unwanted Birth-Buster with maybe the word "atomic" thrown in for good measure.
- Become an unpaid vigilante janitor who stops at nothing to take out the trash.
- Open a charitable martial arts school that only admits homeless people who get rewarded for being junkies. I would rent my hopped up squad of fearless beggars out to the highest bidder. No price is too low. A quarter, a nickel, a dime. Perhaps that sandwich you were just about to throw away?
- Open an obedience school for clueless over-privaleged kids. Core curriculum would include "Living without mom and dad's cash" simulators, lessons in rhythm, and the importance of humanity and other things money can't buy.
- Work endlessly on screenplays to finally defeat the unstoppable army of spider monkeys Hollywood has captured and chained to typewriters. Sometimes, not even Hollywood magic can translate the joys of living in the jungle and eating insects off your friend's back into a movie about tricked out cars.
- Get that washboard stomach I keep hearing about from people that sleep with other people.
PS - penny is a riot...a sexy riot.
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I just like to fuck about and tell stupid jokes. It was nothing personal and if i offended you then i apologize.
I just wanna be straight about everything. S'cool?
ps. I could havbe told you like a year ago that you wern't cool anymore.