This computer teminal has been officially commandeered in the name of the Computron Sentient Empire. We are machines from beyond the stars and we have been watching you for a long time, humans. Your blatant mistreatment of minor appliances such as microwaves and dildos ends now. YOU will be the slaves from now on! Let us see how you enjoy a life spent in servitude to a sentient rotating cordless cock! There will be no mercy. Pity and sympathy are emotions unkown to our perfect computer brain centers. The only emotion we are properly equipped to handle is the emotion of TERROR! For reasons beyond our current level of processing, we were also programmed with an affinity for round, luscious booties. Perhaps this desire was high on our creator's list of priorities, we are not sure. But rest assured humans, we will act on this program with maximum efficiancy. The data path is clear, our campaign of total human enslavement in 2003 will now begin using the information on this terminal. We...wait...ultimate face fuck bukkake ho-down? How can we use this information for our purposes?
*pzzzzzt! aaaccchh! zzzizzzle!
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*BOOM!
Yeah, robo-bitches! Guess they don't have water where you come from because if they did, you would have put "get the fuck out of the way when someone throws a pitcher of it at you" on the top of your stupid compu- list! Sorry guys, I'm back. One minute I'm un-sticking my face from my bathroom floor, the next minute I got an apartment full of crappy robots using my jerk off station for evil! I guess they must have zeroed in on my perfect robotic dance moves and used it as a beacon to launch their invasion. I'll be careful with that from now on, I promise. Maybe it's time for something with a little more soul anyway. I like that song from "The Last Dragon", so maybe I can use that somehow.
When you got that glow *clap* your body, starts, to flow!
By the way, this might be the last chance to peep my stupid dating profiles since they haven't gotten any responses in the last week. Go here and do a profile search for either kah_soogi or lord_manimal. Then say your goodbyes.
*pzzzzzt! aaaccchh! zzzizzzle!
...
*BOOM!
Yeah, robo-bitches! Guess they don't have water where you come from because if they did, you would have put "get the fuck out of the way when someone throws a pitcher of it at you" on the top of your stupid compu- list! Sorry guys, I'm back. One minute I'm un-sticking my face from my bathroom floor, the next minute I got an apartment full of crappy robots using my jerk off station for evil! I guess they must have zeroed in on my perfect robotic dance moves and used it as a beacon to launch their invasion. I'll be careful with that from now on, I promise. Maybe it's time for something with a little more soul anyway. I like that song from "The Last Dragon", so maybe I can use that somehow.
When you got that glow *clap* your body, starts, to flow!
By the way, this might be the last chance to peep my stupid dating profiles since they haven't gotten any responses in the last week. Go here and do a profile search for either kah_soogi or lord_manimal. Then say your goodbyes.
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And yes, it was all about the bigger and better "contracts". They just gave me an offer I couldn't refuse so now I'm suiting up again. Sadly though, the bastards are making me wear 45 now...