I, am from the future. Where I come from, we dance to music with a bpm rate fifty times greater than even your fastest Outkast songs. You can't possibly hope to withstand the might of such an advanced being as I invade your dancefloors and casually destroy your mind, body, and any attraction your girlfriend once had for you. Your losses will be so great that most of you will be reduced to simply laughing at me or trying foolishly to attack me.
I understand.
It can not be easy to lay your eyes upon augmented hyper-crotch thrusting for the first time without some kind of irrational emotional feedback. But do not think for one ultra-second that my sympathy for your hopelessly outdated skills will result in anything less than total annihilation.
I will break you.
Now piss off so I can play Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
I understand.
It can not be easy to lay your eyes upon augmented hyper-crotch thrusting for the first time without some kind of irrational emotional feedback. But do not think for one ultra-second that my sympathy for your hopelessly outdated skills will result in anything less than total annihilation.
I will break you.
Now piss off so I can play Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
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troglodyte:
They usually stop making noise after the first couple of pnches.
yourstruly:
Hey man, you were the one who wrote that Wolfman personal ad right? I haven't laughed that hard since last August, and that was only because my housemate used to have an industrial nitrous tank... I want to play KotOR too.. punk. 