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Do not be fooled by the uncharacteristic proximity between this update and my last one. This is merely an exercise in humility that will probably only satisfy the curiosity of anyone who has ever wondered what I would look like after a thorough ass-beating.


My only guess is that my Muay Thai opponent must have thought my face would errupt into a geyser of delicious candy if he pounded on it enough times. What he didn't realize is that my nose is my Hulk button. If you ever happen to be in the surrounding area when my nose gets hit, I apologize in advance for your destruction.


You should have seen the other guy! No, I'm serious. He probably looked pretty awesome while he was pulling whatever the hell it was that made my face look like this. On the plus side, you can tell by how fucked up the top of my head is that I was keeping my chin down like I was suppose to.

Anyway, as most of you probably already know, I had the pleasure of hosting three people that when combined, form a robot that makes you feel lost whenever you aren't making out with it. I am of course referring to mk700c, Dunx, and in what I can only imagine is an attempt to spoil me with her sexy presence, Al.


You like a de sexy boys, yes? They kiss for my amusement. I make them kiss for you.


As if your life didn't seem shitty enough already, it probably doesn't help to hear that I woke up in a bed with these two on either arm.


If you know me at all, you know I never pass up on an opportunity to hoist someone at least a foot taller than I am into the air. I think it's me unconsciously compensating for the fact that I only have a 13' dick.